Person 1: Hey bro! What's up?
Person 2: dude... Don't talk to me.
Person 1: What...why? I haven't done anything!!
Person 2: You were seriously drunk last night...
Person 1: No, I wasn't ...?
Person 2: YOU PICKED UP MY IPHONE, THREW IT IN THE BLENDER, TURNED THE BLENDER ON AND SAID YOU WERE MAKING APPLE JUICE!! I NOW HAVE TO PAY £300 FOR A NEW PHONE!!
Person 1: Oh yeah; I remember that... I wouldn't talk to me either...
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Because I'm nice, aren't I? *Glares demonically at reader* I've give you two chapters in one day. You're welcome. 😂
Anyway, like I previously asked (A few chapters ago) should I make a funny pick up line book? There was one person who replied, (Thankyou :D) and I just want to know if anybody would read it?? 😊
