Class: *Sees my name in a maths problem*
*Everyone stares at me*
Me: Yeah, that's right bitches, I Bought 60 watermelons ;)
►Jokes◄
Table of contents-
Introduction
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Money
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In event of a fire
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Go to hell.
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Twinkle Twinkle little star
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You took me with you....
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Have you seen my shotgun anywhere?
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Rough draft
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Suspended.
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Sorry, Wrong number.
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We are never ever getting back together.
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Animal Planet
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Braces
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All ducks, Idiot.
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Hockey
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My mom once forgot me...
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I Surf ;)
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I want a dragon.
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Listing things we can cheat on.
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Still No Change.
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Hi Mega-bestfriend :D
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You can't make jokes.
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No one runs in your family!
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Poof!
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Please Hold.
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The calander
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Is monopoly money Ok?
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Eenie Meanie miney mo
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Maths Problem.
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Feel like a hero
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So, what's the emergency?
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Embrace your mistakes.
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SPONGEBOB! I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!!
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Failed to educate me.
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Trying to look like you.
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Having more fun than me.
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I'm over here, dad!
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"Hello?"
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Forever alone.
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My basic day at school.
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Nacho cheese
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Crayons.
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High-five!
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Love.
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Long-distance relationship
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Homework
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Only a genius...
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WHAT IS MY MISSION?! :D
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I got detention :/
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I don't know.
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Dear algebra,
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Maths book.
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Under the blanket.
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Disneyland.
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Candy.
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Test.
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How do I look???
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Sexy
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The alphabet
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A carpet for 5 please :D
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Parents Logic
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You wear pants, don't you?
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Oh, It was just the fish.
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Seafood diet.
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The principle is so dumb.
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NO! DON'T DO IT!!!
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Why are you so quiet?
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Hold My Cupcake.
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Every corner of the earth
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IPaid
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I Speak cat!
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Trust issues
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You'll have to...
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A Drinking problem.
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Kill people with kindness
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No, but did you know...
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Ask this!
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They'd bring you back
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I'm four.
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You couldn't handle me.
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Spreading rumours
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Changes the lock
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There was no mat.
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Subjects.
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Not a joke - an update
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Beauty and the beast.
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Fell from heaven
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Mcdonalds
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Apple juice
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No feelings.
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Facebook
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My Boyfriend
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Put the H in Hot
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Gardening Facts
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Skinny
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Dentist
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Monday
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Karma
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Jail
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Fangirls.
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Beach body
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Middle finger
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The queen
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A dictionary
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Hush little laptop
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Medicine
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Not you. Go away.
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Take a picture
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Pregnant
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MOM I'M PREGNANT!!
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I kinda like this girl...
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I am the fruit Ninja!
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I'll take my fist...
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Where do you live?
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My mom
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Stand up
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Lazy Fact
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Lol
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Homework
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Studying
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What day is it?
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For BIG Mistakes
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Come and catch me.
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HOW DARE YOU
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You'll get many.
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Test
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Impossibilities
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Arrange the alphabet
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Microwave
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Chamber of secrets.
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Visually Impaired
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Babies
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A balanced diet
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Clean your room
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Make your bed
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Sorry
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Your ex is cute
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Sugar is sweet
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Miracle
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The view
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Shirt
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Chinese
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Peter Pan
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To do list
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Homework!
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Give me patience
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Brazilian
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Jesus
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Mcdonalds
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Tickles
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Study Tip
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Luggage
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Potato
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They said
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Hoe don't do it
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Butt
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Special someone
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Pros and cons
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Gorgeous girls
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Low prices
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Insult
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Forget me
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OPEN THE DOOR!
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Yeah, I am.
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Okay, I'll ask your sister.
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Bad boys
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On a diet
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The sun of my life
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Sneeze
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A dead bird
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Smart
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Rainbow road
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Jealous
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Running
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Nah, Im good.
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Ugly
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I got a boyfriend!
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Essay
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I got your nose!
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Liessss!
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Christmas has been cancelled
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Snapchat
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Slinky's
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Computer games
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Drugs
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Fleas
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Speeding
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Cornflake
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A teacher
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Lemons
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Bus driver
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Hi mom
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Please take a seat.
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Duck, duck, goose!
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Model
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Siblings
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Scooby Doo
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Hell
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Left handed
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Bones
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Mirrors
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Hole
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Light
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Gift
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Past tense
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Sense of humour
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Island
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Comfortable
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Forget
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A thought
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Brain
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ABCDEFGHIJK
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Her side of the family
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Mirrors
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Tell them
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Why are you home so early?
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Are you always this stupid?
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Accidents
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Opposites attract
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I don't mind
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Weakness
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How did you get here?
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An organization
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A frog's car
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Awake
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Calendar
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Low mark
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Whatever Mom says.
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90 degrees
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