Impossibilities

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Impossibilities in this world:
1) You can't count your hair.
2) You can't sneeze with your eyes open.
3) You can't wash your eyes out with soap.
4) You can't breathe with your tongue out.
Put your tongue back in you fool!
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Sorry for not updating in a few days!♥
I'm not even going to make up an excuse. I was doing a gaming marathon for the 'Tales of' series. :D
Dedicated to: @DainessDatius for all the votes and comments. Thanks!♥

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