Son: MOM GUESS WHAT! I'M PREGNANT!
Dad: You must be drunk...
Son: Yeah, how did you know?!
Dad: 1) You're a boy.
2) This is your dad.

MOM I'M PREGNANT!!
Son: MOM GUESS WHAT! I'M PREGNANT!
Dad: You must be drunk...
Son: Yeah, how did you know?!
Dad: 1) You're a boy.
2) This is your dad.