There was a boy, who didn't know what the first three letters of the alphabet was. So, His teacher told him to go home and find out.
When he went home, he asked his mum: "Mum? Whats the first letter of the alphabet?"
"Shut up." His mum replied, "I'm talking to someone on the phone."
He went and asked his dad: "Dad? What's the second letter of the alphabet?"
He didn't hear him, and shouted "OH YEAH!" Because the football team he had supported had scored.
Then, Lastly, he wen'tto his sister: "Sis? Whats the third letter of the alphabet?"
She didn't hear him either, so said: "In my little pink brum brum car!"
The next day, he went back to school and his teacher asked him: "Did you find out the first thre letters of the alphabet?"
He replied: "Shut up."
The teacher was shocked; she replied: "EXCUSE ME?! Do you want to be sent to the principal's office?!"
He said: "OH YEAH!"
She got angry, "And how do you expect to get away with this?!"
"In my little pink brum brum car!"
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Oh god o.o
