Son: Dad, can you come pick me up from school after work? I got a detention.
Dad: You're grounded. And why?
Son: Well, my teacher said "Stand up if you think you're stupid."
Dad: And?
Son: So, I stood up. and she asked me, "So you think you're stupid?"
Dad: Yeah?
Son: And I replied with: "No, I just felt bad because you were standing on your own..."
