Speeding

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A blonde was speeding on a highway, when a police man pulled her over.
The police man walks up to the blonde and says, "Excuse me ma'am, but can I please see your driving license and registration?"
The blonde looks at the police angrily and says; " I wish you guys could get your acts together! Just Yesterday you took it away, and today you expect me to show it to you!"

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