Because {Wolfstar}

7.

Monday 8:32 p.m.

Hey this is James

Oh, uh, hello. You're the friend Sirius stays with, right?

Aw. I'm honored he told you.

So I saw that your friend took your phone and said some stuff to you

Well, Sirius is taking a shit right now, so I thought I'd tell you some things about him

Oh please do

Sirius rly likes Grease. He has a pink wig that he wears when he sings Beauty School Dropout

He's watched every episode of Johnny Bravo, Hell's Kitchen, and Gossip Girl

I have a recording of drunken Sirius singing I Got Nerve by Hannah Montana (he has a wig then as well)

Sirius has a fear of honeybees

Sirius can pop his pecks

He plays bingo at the old folks home

He can't 'morally' kill a spider

One time he kissed a frog cause the thought it would turn into a prince and he got warts on his lips

Sirius' deepest darkest secret is that he can play the ukulele

Oh shit the toilet just flushed bye :)

You are my new king

9:54 p.m.

I'M GOING TO MURDER JAMES

Took you long enough to realize.

THIS ISN'T EVEN FAIR. THAT'S WAY MORE THAN LILY SENT

O whale

I hate you.

How can you have a fear of honeybees? They're the main reason we have flowers

TheY'Re jUsT sCarY oK?

You're a dork

HE TOLD YOU MY SECRET.

He shall perish in the most painful of ways..

Um okay well you have fun with that.

You must die as well. For you know what you should not.

What's the big deal about it?

IT'S NOT PUNK ROCK TO PLAY THE UKULELE

It's bubblegum punk

Shut up

:-) Goodnight, Frenchie

I wish they had a middle finger emoji

Tuesday 10:57 p.m.

GuEsS wHo'S At a ParTaYYy?!?!?1!/11/1

Context clues say you?

COrrEctomoondo moon-moon Moony

Wolf? WerewolF? MoonIEEEEE

Glad you've worked that out.

Alcohol consumption?

HUZZA FOR SPRING BREAK

Wait... How'd U know? :(

R U STALKEN ME??

R U HERE? MOONEY COME HRE SO WE CAN MAKE OUT

No, I'm in my bed.

BettTer yet! I'll meET U thERE!1!

I'm going to have so much fun in the morning

Y HAVE FUN THEN WEN WE CAN HAV FUN NOWWW?????1!! ;)

Oh, the tempation is strong

Rly? :)

No

:(

Where's James?

PrObs maken babies w/ someone damn hetero ppl

Heyyy Moooonnnnyyyyy

Hm?

Wut r u wearing rn?

;)

A cross necklace that I'm going to give you, bc you need Jesus.

If I was there rn wut would we do? ;)))))

I would laugh at your drunken state

Lol and then what? ;)

Your fuckboy levels go through the roof when you're drunk

REMMMY THE'YRE PLAYEN BEAUTY SHCOL DROL OUT!!!!!!!!

Go sing

I WILL!!!!!!

Bye idiot

BYE REMUS I LOVE YOU

REMUS SAY YOU LOVE ME BACK

I love you too Sirius

<3

Wednesday 9:15 a.m.

Good morning Sunshine!

I hope you're not hung over!

Sirius!

Gaystar!

Hannah Montana!

Frenchie!

Fuckboy!

Have you no sympathy?

I don't.

Remember anything from last night?

I remember throwing up on Peter

Anything else?

James went to some girl's house

So you don't.

?

Check previous messages

Oh god

I'm sorry

I do need Jesus

You made me say I love you back

I hate me

Next time I'm leaving my phone off.

Lol and then what? ;)

I'm so sorry.

Don't apologize. It's funny.

Wut r u wearing rn?

I've evolved from hating me to hating you

Also I'm not wearing anything and I'm a little concerned why bc no one is in the room with me.

Lovely.

I'm sure you think so.

Oh? I think so? Who was the one drunk texting me that they wanted to make out with me?

In my defense, I'd make out with almost anyone

I don't doubt it

My head hurts. I'm going to sleep longer.

Have a lovely slumber

Hey Moony?

Hm?

I love you

  

I love you too loser

CREDIT TO KATE FOR THE BEAUTY SCHOOL DROP OUT THING AND ALSO LAST CHAPTER WITH THE REMUS SLEEPING LIKE A CAT. BYE