Because {Wolfstar}

21.

This post is special for polaroidcats on tumblr and her friend. Don't know if you got around to making a Wattpad. Don't know if you still read this trash. But ey. Here ya go ~

-Marlene-

Sunday 9:52 a.m.

I know you're awake.

I don't feel like using my words.

At least turn to face me.

Effort.

Lily was right.

About?

You do suck your thumb in your sleep

HATE

It's adorable!

We're not friends anymore.

Duh. You're my boyfriend. Now cuddle me before James and Peter wake up.

Fine. Only bc you're really warm.

Also just ignore my boner K

Omg.

Just ignore it.

K. As long as you ignore mine.

Dicks r gr8 in sweatpants.

Jfc I SAID IGNORE IT

10:15 a.m.

I hate James

And Peter

It was nice while it lasted.

Um, that doesn't mean we're going to stop.

They're literally throwing cereal at us.

 

10:20 a.m.

Just thought I'd let you know, I asked Remus out last night so now we're dating.

THAT DOESN'T MEAN RUN AROUND THE HOUSE SCREAMING SIRIUS HAS A BOYFRIEND.

IT DOESN'T MEAN TELL MOM AND DAD EITHER.

-lol-

I'm taking him home before you can do anymore damage.

11:40 a.m.

My mom just took pictures of my hickeys and sent them to my grandma.

That's hilarious.

It's traumatizing.

She sent back the eggplant emoji

And you left me without anything to remember you by :-(

You know, besides your underwear in my dryer.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? I LEFT MY CLOTHES?

You have really big hips. They won't stay on my waist.