Because {Wolfstar}

8.

Wednesday 10:21 a.m.

Lily I'm canceling our brunch plans while I deal with my internal conflicts.

What happened??? Did Sirius send a dick pic???

No. He said 'I love you' but this time he was just hungover but idk I said it back and idk why and I'm in bed with a plate of waffles my mommy made me.

You're a fucking child.

Wait, what do you mean this time?

Last night he drunk texted me that he wanted to make out with me and basically just doing what anyone would drunk text someone but then he was like 'BYE I LOVE YOU REMUS' and then he said 'REMUS SAY YOU LOVE ME BACK' and I did it and this morning before he went back to bed he said it and what the fuck do I do? Do I like him? Does he like me?

Woah woah woah. Calm down, put down the waffles, and get ready. We're going to brunch with Alice and Frank and we're all going to discuss this.

But I really like waffles

Remus, get your head in the game.

Did you just...?

What?

Oh.

Oh no.

I gotta... gotta get my head in the game

No, you're stopping right now, or I'll take your phone and tell Sirius every embarrassing story about you that I know, starting with the werewolf mask to the Mexico cruise.

You wouldn't

I would

Okay okay you win

I guess you could say...

You bopped to the top

You're the biggest nerd I know

11:15 a.m.

HeLp

What's wrong

-I offer no help to people who puke on me-

I told Remus I love him and he told me back but also other things were said last night and I'll send the screenshots rn

Holy fuck.

-You're a whore when you're drunk. You hit on me last night-

Yeah, you hit on me twice

Ew. I disgust myself

But those screenshots. You sure you weren't sober?

I actually hate you bc I don't like him but what if I do???

-Only you know if you like him-

BUT I DON'T KNOW THAT'S WHY I'M TEXTING YOU TWO TO HELP ME FIGURE THIS OUT

Okay, calm down. You were obviously shitfaced during those texts. Right?

Yeah

Okay, and this morning you guys were joking around with everything you said, right?

Yeah

Therefore, the last bit was a joke. Neither of you were actually admitting a deep love.

Okay. Yeah.

-But that doesn't mean you two don't <3 each other-

You're literally no help Peter.

So, um, do you like him?

I honestly don't know anymore

11:30 a.m.

Hey

Hello

What's up?

Brunch with the gang

Brunch? How classy

I try, unlike you

I'm deeply wounded

Shall I bring our attention back to last night's messages?

Point proven.

So, we haven't written in a while

Yeah. It's my turn right?

Yeah

Yeah

I don't know where we go from sex. Can't that be the end?

Where's the love?

The fans don't want love. They want savage gay sex

So do I

But after brunch I'll probably write a little bit. I have a lot on my mind right now

Yeah, me too

REMUS LIKES TO SING IN THE SHOWER

ONCE WHEN WE WERE LITTLE, I PUT ON A WEREWOLF MASK TO SCARE HIM AND HE LITERALLY SHIT HIMSELF.

ONCE REMusSJAFIOLDAK354w6t7y9pup9u

OKAY I HAVE TO GO OR ELSE THAT WILL CONTIUNE BYE

Ha Lily made you shit yourself

Tuesday 1:15 p.m.

Sirius I stg if you don't stop making fanart

You'll do what? Shit yourself?

No, I'll make a funny little post about your ability to play ukulele

But I have dirty on you, so I could post everything Lily told me.

But I have more dirt on you, Frenchie

Want me to show you how I got my nickname? ;)

Our conversations always come back to you hitting on me

And you rejecting my love :(

Har har har

So the fans think the book is true

That's great.

Reading comments are my favorite. Listen to this: I don't know what I'd rather. Be Remus, be Sirius, or be on the side watching.

That's creepy

These girls are savages

Yeah

Well, I should get to writing. I'll talk to you later

Alright

Bye Moony

You're sticking with that nickname, huh?

I like nicknames

Well what's yours?

Padfoot. James is Prongs, and Peter is Wormtail.

What unfortunate names

  

Go write loser