Because {Wolfstar}

27.

So it's been like two months.  Sorry bout it fam.

Wednesday 12:05 p.m.

So hi remember how Friday I'm going to your hipster thing?

si señor

My mom wants to come.

MRS. WOLFMOM

Pls stop calling her that

BUT I LOVE MRS. WOLFMOM

You're a dork.

But guess what?

If you say 'I'm your dork' I'm breaking up with you

BUT I'M YOUR DORK :)

Don't you smiley face me.

:) :) :) :)

Scum

:(

This is why I like Mrs. Wolfmom more than you

Rly. Would you let my mom suck you off in the shower?

I mean, if she wasn't married

I ain't no home wrecker.

This conversation took a turn that I do not like

Gotta go. English teacher is eyeing my phone

6:40 p.m.

So about our book

What about it?

Can we just end it? I have no idea where to go with it.

HOW DARE

Where next you ask?

We have to have an overdramatic relationship bump that makes us question our love but in the end I stand outside your house in the rain with a boom box

What eighties movie are you living in

Say Anything

Duh

You're such a loser. Honestly.

Fine. No boom box for you

How will I ever survive?

9:59 p.m.

I can't believe you

? :-)

Don't give me that sarcastically confused face

What on Earth are you talking about, Moon-Moon, my dear?

You. Fucking. Gave. Me. Cancer.

And then you made me fucking crush your heart.

What is wrong with you

Oops :)

Good night my lovely :)

Thursday 5:03 p.m.

UR SO FUNNY

LOL LUV IT

GR8

8/8 M8

I knew you'd understand :) The book really needed you to be the one to die

H8 u

Our book is going to start WWIII

When fans clash

My fans will obviously crush yours

In your dreams

No, that's where you are ;)

Look who's the fuckboy now

Shall I bring your attention back to drunk Sirius? "Wut r u wearing rn?" "If I was there rn wut would we do? ;)))))"

Okay okay, I'm the biggest fuckboy

7:20 p.m.

Hey

Hey

I have a question

I have an answer

42

Did my answer go with your question?

My boyfriend the comedian.

Always.

But really. I have a question

Then ask it

So, you know that I have been around. Like more than Runaround Sue

Great song reference.

I was wondering

How many people have you been with?

Oh.

Like slept with?

Yeah.

None.

Well, I count it as none.

So none.

What do you mean you count it as none?

It's a story for another time.

Oh. Alright.

I have to go. See your tomorrow.

Okay bye

7:50 p.m.

Will you come over?

Why? What's wrong?

I need some ice cream and a shoulder to cry on if that's all right.

-Already on my way-

Thank you

What's the problem?

Should I keep Kobe a secret from Sirius?

I have no idea. It's your life. Your secret to tell

-If I were you, I don't think I would tell him just yet-

Yeah, it would scare him off

Do you even process what your saying? You said your depression would scare him off, but here he still is. So why would something you can't control make him run?

It just means I'm more broken than he thought I was.

-Honestly, it's really early in the relationship, it's something important to you, and you don't want the world knowing, so just hold off until you date a little longer. It's been what, a week or something? Two?-

I can't even believe I've told him I love him already

To be fair, you've know each other longer than a week

If I tell him, it'll have to be after his ukulele thing this Friday

Omg he has ukulele gigs? You're dating a hipster

I know. I love it.

-What kind of ice cream do you want?-

Just grab whatever

-I'm buying like three tubs just for you-

Bruh, get me some rocky road

Where do you get all your money?

- I just don't spend my paycheck on anything but food-