Because {Wolfstar}

22.

Monday 5:21 p.m.

Did it work?

Yeah, I actually made friends.

But that's just bc you're hot

Seriously?

Yeah, like a swarm of girls surrounded Marlene and me once you left and ranted about how hot you are and how cute we are together and we're their new OTP.

Ha

Also a girl ran up to me and called me by my wattpad name.

It was the most terrifying moment of my life.

Woah. I guess it clicked when she saw me.

But now it makes sense why there's a picture of us making out in my car on Tumblr

Are you fucking kidding me jfc

This is what it's like to be famous. More or less.

At least no one said anything to me today.

Cool. I'm intimidating.

7:25 p.m.

Hey

Hi?

Okay, so you and I aren't really friends, and Remus and I are fighting right now, but I just wanted to let you know that Remus' birthday is next week and normally I'm in charge of the party, but I'm sure he won't want to come to any party of mine so...

So you want me to throw Remus a party

Well yes.

When's his birthday?

Next Monday

Got it.

9:35 p.m.

Who's ready to throw a partayyyyyy?!?!?1!?1/1/11?1

You're so obnoxious, James.

-Party?-

Sirius is throwing Remus a birthday party

-Where at?-

Um? Where are the parties always at?

-Your house. Right.-

Mom and dad are leaving to go check on their other restaurants so we'll have the house to ourselves.

-You guys are going to have birthday sex.-

Idk

GJKAGIJEGRJORGM;G;MFDS

James

Stop

Also I promised I'd buy him a car like forever ago, so what should I get him?

-YOU'RE BUYING HIM A FUCKING CAR YET I HAVE TO RIDE A BIKE TO SCHOOL EVERY DAY?-

Yeah

-THAT'S NOT EVEN FAIR-

Jfc Peter I'll get you a car for your birthday if you stop whining

-K-

But really what should I get him?

Found one.

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You're not funny

-I actually can't stop laughing-

Don't you have some High School Musical to be singing?

-Ha. Funny.-