Because {Wolfstar}

14.

Sunday 9:55 a.m.

Good morning :)

Eehhuuggg

Was that supposed to be a human noise?

Probably not

Lily is all over me and snoring.

I'll switch places with her. James has his knee up my butt

Please do.

Ew, she's awake

She just licked me

Gross. There's probably some James spit in there.

My mom is in the room now. She's bugging me about yesterday.

Speaking of yesterday, the fans are going crazy at your new picture

Ha. Yeah I know. That picture is the only thing on my Tumblr feed.

Some probably died of a heart attack

You didn't even give an explanation of the picture

WAIT

Idea

?

In one of your books you should write about yesterday in exaggeration

Waterpark blowjobs bc that's what the readers want

Quick side note

We keep calling it 'yesterday' but what really was it?

Technically it was a meet up

But would I be wrong to call it a date?

No, I like to think of it as a date

Then would I be wrong to say we like each other

No

In that case, I'd like you to accompany me Wednesday on an outing.

And what would be doing on this outing?

I know a great place we can go eat, and then after I was thinking we could watch a movie.

Only if the movie is Grease

If it's at your house. James wouldn't leave us alone.

Because my mom isn't going to randomly burst in asking if we need some condoms.

Better than James. He knows no boundaries. He would be wedged in between us with a bowl of popcorn.

Alright, I'll ask.

10:22 a.m.

Uhg.

Did she say no?

No, she said yes, but she said we have to watch it in the living room and she'll be creeping in the kitchen.

At least it's not a no.

She's so weird. Now we're going to the store to get 'gay boy snacks'

I should be offended but I'm not

So what is classified as gay boy snacks.

Cookies shaped like penises.

No

Yes

This date is going to be so much fun

Ehug

10:56 a.m.

<Picture up top>

I want one, but my mom said no

I'll buy you one

Oh my gosh please. They're so cuddly

Only if you promise to cuddle me more than the bear

I thought that was a given

I feel like we're going to be doing more than watching a movie

Wait my mom said she's giving us half an hour of 'alone time'

Like just now

She's going on a rant about how everyone needs a dick in their butt every now and then

aND OLD LADY IS STARING AT US

I THINK SHE'S JUDGING MY SINS

So what you're telling me is your mom is giving us thirty minutes so I can fuck you?

Yeah

How considerate.

Also, I think your mom just confessed to liking anal

This conversation stops here.

Monday 7:34 p.m.

So I may have used your face for another art project

Well, uh, not your face but

DiD yOu DrAw mY DiCk?

Nooooo!nonono!

Then what?

Um, so, I may have drawn you as a statue of a god, but like... there's no head. Or anything waist down.

You drew my abs omg

Well when you say it like that you make me sound like some horny teenaged boy

Bc you are

Whatever. It actually looks poetic so

So tell me this deep meaning

Nope. Figure it out yourself

Well first you have to send me the picture

Don't you have people who can find it? :)

Jerk.

Monday 9:05

I need to find Remus' art again. It should look like my abs in statue form.

Are you fucking serious?

Shouldn't you be asking Remus that question

-You're a horny shit-

Hush and start searching

So, a little birdie told me you're going on another date with Remus

So what?

You're bringing him to our parent's restaurant aren't you?

Yeah actually

-YOU'RE ACTUALLY GOING TO WEAR A SUIT FOR HIM-

I stg

Honestly, you deserve every bit of torment

Honestly, you deserve your head shaved, but have I done that yet?

You wouldn't dare

-He would. He's waxed my nipples before-

I hope you still feel the burn

-in my nightmares constantly.-

~

Kind of short, but I'm in a rush so here's cuteness.