Because {Wolfstar}

9.

Friday 12:30 a.m.

Guess what today is :-)

Don’t you dare talk to me

I’m bringing the rainbow party hats

Honestly, why are we even friends?

Is Mr. Remus’ dad there yet?

Yes. I’m currently sitting in the living room with them in silence.

Silence?

Mom is just smiling and making us hold hands. I’m texting you with one hand.

Hold hands?

So we can spiritually reconnect since he’s been gone for so long

That’s sweet

Dad keeps making faces every time mom tells us to close our eyes

Your family is perfect.

Dad wants me to drive, so I’ll see you in a bit

Bye

 

12:45 p.m.

Hey

Hey

How’s life?

Today is my coming out party

WAIT THAT WAS SERIOUS

Yeah. And now my mom is explaining to my dad that he has to keep an open mind about what I’m about to say.

‘Dad, I like dick.’

You’re not helping

I’m actually freaking out bc idk what to say

So why’d you wait so long to tell your dad compared to your mom?

My dad’s been gone for a few months now

Business trip?

More like fighting for our country

Oh

Yeah, he just got back today

Oh no

I have to speak

Then speak

I HATE YOU

AND YOUR STUPID JOKES

I COULDN’T FIND WORDS AND THE ONLY THING I COULD THINK OF WAS ‘I LIKE DICK’

SO I LITERALLY JUST TOLD MY DAD I LIKE DICK

HE WON’T STOP LAUGHING

MOM IS LAUGHING TOO

You’re such a goof

MY DAD JUST SAID I MUST GET IT FROM MY MOM

Omg

I’M HIDING UNDER A BLANKET.  SEND THE MEN IN BLACK TO ERASE MY MEMORY

Thank god Lily is here.