Because {Wolfstar}

33.

Regulus

Tuesday 3:49 p.m.

"Hello?"

"Hi. How have you been?"

"Well, I have a black, liberal girlfriend in a house full of conservatives. How do you think it's going?"

"Right... Well, you're better off than me."

"Yeah, how's that going? Leaving the family to be a fuck-everyone-and-then-write-about-it-sexual?"

"Nothing wrong with being an equal opportunist and trying all the desserts before deciding on a favorite."

"And how you found that flavor yet?"

"Well, while you have a taste for chocolate, I have a thing for vanilla and gay as fuck."

"You're always a pleasure to talk to."

"Reg, I actually did want to talk to you about my boyfriend."

"And why's that?"

"I want you to meet him."

"... Why me?"

"Because you're my brother and your blessing would mean the world to me."

"Bloody fuck, you plan on marrying him?"

"Woah! I would appreciate it if you would take several steps back. I meant approve me continue to date him. You have a good judge of character."

"Well, in that case... Would you be keen to meet Furaha?"

"Um, yeah. Yes. I'd love to. How about we all go on a date Thursday?"

"That's kinda short notice."

"It's not like you have anything to do besides shag-"

"That's enough of that. Yes, I'll go."

"Thanks, Reg. It means a lot."

"Well, I'll give you my honest opinion of him, and do what you will with the information."

"Same goes for Fur-what's her name again?"

"Furaha."

"Right, okay, I'll have it memorized by then."

"And your guy's name?"

"Remus. Remus Lupin."

"I hope you like him enough not to try and steal my date from me."

"It was one time!"

"And then you slept with her father!"

"He was good looking, okay!"

"You're lucky you haven't got anyone locked up yet."

"I'm surprised I'm not locked up... Because looking this good should be illegal."

"I'm hanging up now."

"Love you, Regulus!"

"Love you, too, you idiot."

6:50 p.m.

You. Me. My brother and his date. Thursday. Probably somewhere fancy. You in?

Depends. You paying?

💖 I'll always spoil my prince. 💖

As I deserve 💖

I didn't know you had a brother