Before we start this, I might as well explain why I started this lovely book called A Teen's Guidebook. I have found that entering the teenage world had not been as glamorous as the books make it.
I had quite a bit of problems, such as the moronic boys at school in which I suddenly feel a mysterious arm spasm coming in. A mysterious arm spasm that just happens to hit those boys directly in the face. Or-
Oh dear, I'm already tired of typing. What convinced me to write an entire book?
Oh right. The no use school counselor who told me slapping boys (What do you mean slapping? I told you silly child, it's a random arm spasm that just mysteriously hit the boys) was not the way to go. Why do I listen to her? She's not even a hot guy. Now if she were a hot guy....
Now we're just getting off topic.
So, step on forward and prepare to enter....
A Teen's Guide to Life
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A Teen's Guide to Life
ComédieBefore you start this, I'm just going to say you're welcome beforehand. Because this guide could be the key saving your life. I also want to tell you I'm so terribly sorry. Because what I'm going to say will change your life forever. Your mom has ju...
