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𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐐𝐔𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐒

𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐐𝐔𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐒

Robyn: Could you be anymore annoying?

Yelena, laughing: Yes

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Kate: New year, same me. Because I'm perfect. 

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Clint: They don't make people like me anymore. 

Clint: I'm the last of me.

Yelena from the other side of the room: Oh thank god

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Kate: I'm bored. Any suggestions?

Robyn: Sleep is nice

Kate: I acknowledge that. And I am choosing to ignore it.

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Robyn: It's Novem-

Kate: ☃️🎄🧣❤️🎅🏻🛷❄️☃️🎄🧣💚🎅🏻🛷❄️☃️🎄🧣🤍🎅🏻🛷❄️

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Robyn: I am not only an "apologist" for Yelena

Robyn: I am also her defence lawyer

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Robyn: ITS CALLED SELF SABOTAGE BABY

Robyn: Oh, and I do it so well

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Kate: Okay, but in my defence, I was left unsupervised 

Clint: Robyn was with you

Robyn: Yes, but I too was left unsupervised 

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Lila: A good romance starts with a good FRIENDSHIP, Rob

Robyn: Yeah? and a bad romance starts ra ra ah ah ah. Ro ma ro ma ma. Ga ga ohh la la

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Robyn: Roadworks ahead?

Kate: I sure hope it does...

Clint: ONE MORE VINE REFERENCE I DARE YOU-

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Kate: Why does Clint does the laundry so loudly?

Robyn: So everyone knows that no one helps him around the house. 

Clint, down the hallway: *Slams the washing machine shut*

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Robyn: Oh please, my heart is guarded... but like... very poorly

Robyn: The kind of guards that would let three kids in a trench coat into an R rated movie

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Yelena: Thank you for not saying I told you so

Robyn: When you're as right as I am, you don't really have to say it.

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Kate: I lost Yelena

Robyn: How did you LOSE Yelena?

Kate: To be fair, she's very small

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Kate: The results are in... You have updog