|Taekook Oneshots|

Twins🎂

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Requested story/first story in 2022!!
Older twin: Taehyung
Younger twin: V
Youngest: Jungkook
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Plot: It was the twin's birthday and Jungkook decided to be extra clingy today, the twins started to get annoyed and ended up going to celebrate their birthday with their friends leaving their baby alone at home. Poor Koo, the twins didn't know that Jungkook had a surprise...
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Author's POV

"Hyung have you ever noticed that sand is called sand because it's in between the sea and the land?" V asked, and looked to his right, seeing his boyfriend cuddled in between him and his older brother

"Uhh-" Tae suddenly stood up and looked at him with furrowed brows

"Oh also do mermaids have dicks, or fishes in general, how to they fuck-"

"V..."

"Yea?"

"It's 9 in the fucking morning, I'm not dealing with this shit," Taehyung groaned and fell back onto his pillow, cuddling Jungkook closer.

"But hyung! It's been bothering me all night, I don't know if they do or not! The internet doesn't help," V pouted

"How...how are we the same age, how are you just 5 minutes younger than me, this isn't logical"

"Hey! What's that supposed to mean?" V argued

"Mmm," the youngest on the bed started squirming, indicating that he's about to wake up.

"I mean how do yo-ow!" Jungkook was rolling to his left, wanting to snuggle with V, but he ended up diving his head into where he thought was V's chest, but turns out it was his face.
"My nose!"

"H-huh?" Koo flinched at the sudden loud noise, squinting his eyes open to see V holding his nose and scrunching his face in pain, while Taehyung was staring at his brother as if he was a weird ass alien, deciding whether or not they're actually blood-related.

"Koo, love, you hit V's nose with your cute little head," Tae chuckled and booped Jungkook's nose

"Oh...oh! I-I'm sorry hyungie, are you okay?" Jungkook leaned over and gave little pecks onto V's nose, "I'm sorry..." he whimpered slightly, feeling really bad

"Ah it's find kookie, I'll feel better in a bit," V let go of his nose before turning to his brother again, "Do birds have dicks? What a minut-"

"Oh my fucking god, I'm up, I'm up. I can't deal with this shit anymore, I'm gonna make breakfast." Tae put his hands up to surrender, putting on a robe as he walked out of the bedroom, not before giving Koo a kiss of course.

"W-wait! Happy birthday hyungies!!" Jungkook giggled and kissed V and blowing a flying kiss to Taehyung

"Thank you hon," V smiled before yelling at the door, "Look at how nice Koo is, and look at you! You're so mean!" V huffed but got up nonetheless, changed and used the restroom before going back to kookie and helping him wake up and get changed.

Jungkook is in a relationship with Taehyung and V, they were twins and they've grew up being best friends, so when they ended up liking and wanting the same boy, they came up with the idea of them both dating him.

Koo loved having two boyfriends, it was just double the love, and double the attention and same goes with the Kim twins.

{After breakfast}

"Hyungiess! I wanna cuddle..." Koo went into the Kim twin's office, whining while pulling on Taehyung's arm.

"Love, can you wait a bit? Hyungies has to finish this real quick,"