I'm in Love with a Jackass

Chapter 6- A talk with Brother Ryan

"Yeah. Apartment A. Okay. Thanks. Bye," I hung up the phone and handed the cell phone back to Bam.

I face-palmed myself as my Uncle took my arm and practically dragged me to the front door.

"Okay guys, listen up," my uncle Johnny handed me a knife, "tonight, we're gunna get a free delivery."

All the guys cheered and I groaned, not having any say in this plan at all.

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Twenty minutes later, the pizza delivery man knocked on my door. The guys hid inside my room, and Chris had hidden in a nearby closet, quietly video-taping the action that was going to happen.

I opened the door and saw a cute pizza boy, blond hair sweeping across his brow. He handed me the five boxes of pizza and smiled at me shyly, his baby blue eyes sparkling. I handed him the money and dropped the knife in my left hand that was behind the door.

I smiled sweetly back, and was about to close the door behind me when he asked abruptly, "Are you really going to eat those pizzas by yourself?"

I automatically knew right then and there that he was trying to flirt with me. I heard scuffling around in my room, as if someone wanted to come out.

Whoops! I forgot that the guys were still here and that they probably could hear this guy flirting with me.

"Oh, don't worry, my family will be here any minute now, and there's gunna be a lot of people so this should be a good amount," I lied.

"Oh, okay. You can have the money back," the cute pizza boy handed me the wad of one dollar bills, "a pretty girl like you deserves a big meal." He walked down the corridor.

"Thanks!" I yelled at him.

"No problem! Stay beautiful!" His words echoed down the hallway.

I closed the door and grinned at myself stupidly, my face flushed a bright pink. Then, out of nowhere, the door of my room swung open, and there stomped a very furious Bam, Steve-O, and Dave. A disappointed Johnny Knoxville walked out of the room with a very hungry looking Ryan.

Chris slid the closet door open and stepped out, his stomach growling loudly.

"Yay!" I opened the first box of a large hand-tossed pepperoni pizza, "the guy let me have all these pizzas for free!"

I gobbled down a piece and was about to take another when I noticed Bam glaring at me.

"Is there something wrong?" I asked.

"Damn right there's something wrong!" Bam slammed the table with his fist and the whole apartment shook.

Now everyone was staring at Bam and then at me.

"Listen Bam, you don't have to get all worked up about this," I said.

"Well why should I have to listen to your conversation with that idiot asshole freak pizza kid? He was making a move on you!"

"Hey! I got you free fucking pizza, so why make a big fucking deal about my conversation with the pizza kid?!" I hollered.

"Katie," Steve-O started, "just calm d-"

"No! I can't calm down! None of you have any idea what it fucking feels like to lose someone close to you! None of you! I've been holding my emotions in since the day my mother died! And you expect me to calm down?!" I screamed.

All eyes were on me. I felt like an animal. Bam, Steve-O, and especially my uncle Johnny looked hurt. I knew that they all cared about me a lot and that they were all worried about me.