I'm in Love with a Jackass

Chapter 17- Meet Tremaine. Jeff Tremaine.

I couldn't breathe, all I could feel was cream all over my face. Hearty laughter rang out from all the men in the hotel room. I took the pan off my face and scraped the cream off of my eyes, cheeks, nose, and mouth. Great... Today is just my day, isn't it? Licking the side of my mouth, I just stood there, my heart beating fast, all messy from what tasted like (I hoped) banana cream pie shoved into my face. 

A tall, chubby, smirking man with greying, spiky hair stood in front of me, choking back a laugh and smiling like an idiot. "Hello there dear," he snickered, "my name is Jeff Tremaine."

I only smiled sweetly back, holding chunks of the pie in my hand, "Hi Mr. Tremaine," I took my handfuls of pie and shoved it into his face, causing him to stumble back a foot or two into my Uncle who started to die from laughter, "my name's Katie Yaffery."

"Oooooooh!" the guys yelled in unison. 

Smirking under the mask of pie, I turned to walk out the door but was stopped when I tripped on a foot. I fell on my left side, my elbows cushioning my fall. Growling, I stood and saw the chubby man guffawing along with my Uncle and the other men, even Steve-O who also had a smile on his face. I only turned red under the pie mask and saw who's foot I tripped over. A small man about four feet tall was laughing, smile lines outlining his cheeks and eyes. 

"Unbelievable..." I muttered under my breath and walked out of the room, slamming the door extra hard behind me. 

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After taking a shower, and dressing into a white v-neck long-sleeve, black skinny jeans, and my nlack and white Nike flats, I opened the door of the bathroom a crack, making sure to check the room if anyone was in there. Sighing in relief, I opened the door all the way and stepped out, but was caught off guard when someone jumped out of the closet. 

"Bitch!" I hollered wide-eyed at a laughing Pontius. 

"Aw, what's wrong, Katie? Can't take a little joke?" 

I blushed a deep red, "Ugh! You're an asshole Chris!"

"Aww, I love you too Katie!" 

I rolled my eyes, vexed by the annoying child-like man. "Well, I'll be leaving now." I opened the door of my hotel room and left Chris behind, his laugh still echoing in my ears. 

 I walked down the corridor and took a left, finding Steve-O's room number. I looked left, and right, making sure no one was down the corridors. I knocked, and Steve-O answered the door. I quickly backed away, ready for any attack, causing the other men in the room to laugh. 

"She's scared!" My Uncle laughed along with the chubby man whom I had shoved the chunks of pie into his face earlier. 

My face flushing red, I held onto Steve-O's jacket as he walked in, causing the laughter of everyone to die down quickly. I only blushed even more and held onto his jacket sleeve tighter. "Ooh! Looks like someone's got a crush!" A man with a camera filmed my reddening face. I glanced over at Bam, his cold stare piercing me. I pretended not to notice and let go of Steve-O's jacket. 

"Dude, listen," Steve-O began, "Katie and I aren't dating. But if we were, that would be awesome!" Everyone laughed along--except for Bam-- and I flushed even redder, a teeny smile appearing on my face. 

"Well, who's ready to go eat lunch?" My Uncle hollered. 

All of the men scrambled to the door in response, Steve-O grabbed my shoulders, pushing me out the door first and into the small elevator.

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"What do you wanna order, Katie?" The chubby man asked me as we pulled into In-N-Out. 

"Oh, I'm fine! Really..." My stomach growled loudly to end my sentence. He only laughed, his pale green eyes sparkling with happiness. 

After receiving my bag of a regular hamburger, fries, and a chocolate milkshake, I munched like a pig who hadn't eaten for the past few days.

"You like your food, Katie?" My Uncle asked.

I nodded in response, "Yeah, it was all thanks to... Erm, what's your name again?" I eyed the chubby man eating his double-double. 

"Tremaine," he responded with a mouthful of food, "Jeff Tremaine."

I giggled at his James Bond imitation. "Tremaine. I like it." I smiled and looked out the window smiling and taking a sip of my chocolate shake. 

"Where are we going now guys?" I asked after a few minutes. 

"We're going to film in public today, maybe prank a few people." Ryan spoke from the back, followed by  a fry flying and hitting me lightly on my head. Slowly, I turned my body around, anger pulsing through my veins, "Bitch, did you just hit me with a fry?"

Ryan, sat in the row behind me between Bam and Chris, amused at my reaction. I instead tried to ignore his annoyingness when another fry flew and hit my head again. I closed my eyes, "Okay. That's it, asshole!" I grabbed the rest of my Uncle's fries and threw a fistful at Ryan, some entangling in his beard. 

"It's on!" he yelled and threw the rest of Bam's fries in my face, making sure that it would me square on my nose. 

"What the hell man?! I was still eating..." Bam mumbled, but was ignored by Ryan's squirming. 

"Well you weren't eating them anymore anyways!"

"Bitch." Bam bitch-slapped Ryan on the stomach.

"Fuck-Weasel." Ryan slapped Bam harder on the leg. 

The name-calling and slapping had gone on for a few more minutes until Chris started to be the "referee" of the stupid game. Steve-O, and Dave had also joined in the game, routing for either Bam or Ryan. 

All I could do was sink down low in my seat, the blaring noise hurting my ear-drums. My Uncle and Tremaine were talking, and laughing about who knows what, while I sat, looking out the window. Was this really how touring with them would be? I felt kind of lonely. I shook my head, and looked at the passing trees and bright blue sky. Katie, you shouldn't be so selfish! Of course this is how it's going to be... My thoughts wandered off into a distance, until a pair of cold hands made their way to the warm tenderness of the back of my neck. 

I instantly flung sideways, my hands prying off the cold pair of hands that were now struggling to stay on my neck. After my head jolted everywhere over the next few minutes, the cold hands seceded from my neck. "You sure know how to piss a girl off, Tremaine." I sat up, rubbing the warmth back into my neck. 

 "Hey! You don't have to call me Tremaine ya know."

"But Jeff is too friendly. I'll call you Jeff when I'm more comfortable with you."

My Uncle laughed at my rejection. The loud men suddenly grew quiet when we hit a bump in the road, causing complaints. "Sorry about that guys." Brian spoke and parked onto a dirt road next to a forest. 

"Umm... I thought we were going to prank the public." I said and looked at the wide-open forest floors. I glared at Ryan who was shrugging, "I dunno. I was just taking a guess..."

"Plans changed," Jeff said, "are you ready to go snake-hunting?" 

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Author's Note: Hey everyone! I just made up this idea about my fanfiction. I was planning on making a prequel, and then maybe a sequel to the story... Umm... I'm not really sure yet, but I just want to let you know that there's (possibly) going to be a story kind of based on this story. Anyways, I hope you people enjoyed! Keep reading!~

~K-chan