Everything's been okay since Bam asked me to marry him. I mean, it's been about three months for Peet's sake! I have no idea how I should feel. Am I really marrying this guy? This crazy, cute, guy that really cares for me this much? I sigh as I stir sugar into my coffee. And, I also think that there's a little something-something going on between Steve-O and Robin. I've been hearing groaning sounds from the room next to mine. Either someone's watching pornos at two in the morning or there's actually something going on in there. My relationship with Steve-O hasn't changed. We're still in that friendship zone, probably because of Robin, who had just turn seventeen. It's weird because he's so much older than her. I'm not even sure if their relationship is even legal. I sigh as a finger taps my shoulder. I put the sugar down on the condiments table and turn around, keeping my face hidden in my black hoodie. My eyes are traveling down a body wearing skinny jeans and a neon pink t-shirt. I look up from the ground and stare hard into big, brown eyes. Her innocence has vanished, but she's still cute as always. I sigh in relief, "Oh, Robby... What's up?" I'm worried that Chester will sneak up on me or something. That guy is a fucking weirdo that I really don't want to deal with.
"Kat, we gotta go. Limo's leaving in a few."
I nod as she walks out of the Starbucks and towards our form of transportation. As if that thing didn't look flashy enough in the middle of no where. We've left Arizona and we've made our way from New Mexico, to Texas, to Mississippi over the past few months. I actually feel almost distant from the others, considering that the weather is starting to get a bit chilly nowadays. All of the guys have been busy for days and I feel like I haven't been doing much with them. When I try to talk to them, I they kind of say "Hey" and they're called to do something, even Bam.
I take a sip of my coffee and almost drop it when I hear a loud honk outside and a hand waving outside the window of our limo. I sigh and make my way out of the Starbucks and to the limo. It's actually depressing, really, that everything seems a bit melancholy around here. The only one I really talk to is Uncle Johnny and Robin. As I step into the limo, all the guys are either passed out in their seat, listening to music, or chatting with each other. The only one who chirped noisily was Robin and Steve-O. Everyone totally ignores me until I sit between Bam and Uncle Johnny near the end of the limo.
Everyone continues to do their thing, and I sit there, leaning my head on Bam's shoulder. As the limo begins to move, the drone of the vehicle and everyone's quiet chatter makes my eye-lids heavy. I soon fall asleep between my lover and my guardian.
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I feel a tap on my shoulder, then something hard and cold go down my bra. I awake, yelping and shoving a hand in my bra to take out an ice cube. My eyes are wide open and everyone around me is laughing. I look to my right and see Bam laughing on Ryan's chest. I gasp and breathe heavily. I hear my Uncle laughing and see him holding his sides. I blush a bright red and throw the melting ice cube at Bam's face. He laughs more as it makes a slap noise off his cheek and slides onto the leather chair.
"You dickwad!" I howl. I turn sideways in my seat and lean my back against Uncle Johnny, then kick Bam in the stomach.
Immediately, he stops laughing and grunts in pain, making everyone else laugh even louder.
"Deserved it." Ryan mumbled and took a sip of beer.
I sit up in the my seat and try and wipe my cold, wet, stomach with my t-shirt. As I lift my shirt up a little, I feel an arm wrap around my neck and my cheek suddenly impacts another. My face is being squished against Bam's as he laughs and kisses my cheek. I pinch the back of his neck, making him yelp. Wee Man is laughing so hard he kneels on the ground and rolls across the floor like he's on drugs.

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