I'm in Love with a Jackass

Chapter 12- School Sucks

The school corridors chilled me to the bone. Bam took his skateboard and did a kick flip on his skateboard. Steve-O ollied at the other end of the hallway and yelled to Bam, "Ha! Top that, bitch!" 

Bam growled and pushed his skateboard with his foot and gathered momentum towards Steve-O, who was also heading towards Bam.

"I'm Johnny Knoxville, and welcome to Jackass!" I looked to my left as Dave filmed both Steve-O and Bam colliding into each other. 

We fooled around for about ten more minutes; they were doing crazy stunts on their skateboards, and I remembered that Ryan had gotten hit in the nutsack with Bam's skateboard. Screams and hollers filled the hallway until a door across from me opened. 

"Students-" a teacher stepped out of a classroom and was cut off when Bam and Ryan had flung Steve-O into lockers, causing the grey, steel lockers to shake and vibrate throughout the corridor.

"I'm so, so, sorry Miss. We were just looking for the office."

"Well, if you were looking for the office, then it's down the corridor and to the left. You better take your little friends and get out of here, before I report you."

I nodded in response and was also asked, "For whom are you signing up for?"

"Umm well-" 

"For her daughter!" Chris responded grinning evilly.

"Oh, well you look awfully young for a mother's age. Did you come with the father?" 

"Oh, I-"

"Right here!" Bam walked up and put his arm around me, smiling at the middle-aged teacher. A few snickers-probably coming from my Ryan, Dave, Chris, and my Uncle-could be heard. 

"Oh, well, you are-"

"Bam Margera!" A boy in the classroom hollered.

"Are those the guys from Jackass?!" Someone asked in excitement. 

More talking, then screaming, then a whole bunch of teenagers were trying to push the teacher out of the doorway, her small frame trying to resist the push of the many excited teens. 

"Guys, we should get going!" I hollered and started to sprint down the corridor like there was no tomorrow.

Before I knew it, Bam, Steve-O, uncle Johnny, Dave, Ryan, and Chris were scuttling behind me, and behind them were the out of hand students that were after us. Well, not really me, but them. 

Taking a left, a big sign read "Office." I skidded to the door, flung the door open, let all the guys in, and slammed it shut behind me, making sure to lock it behind me. Everyone was breathing hard, until pounding on the door made me jump. 

"Shit!" I exhaled, wide eyed and glanced at all of the faces of my semi-tired guy friends. 

"That...was fucking gnarly man!" Steve-O laughed and highfived Dave.

"Did you get the footage, Chris?" My uncle asked, not worried about the situation. 

Suddenly, a door clicked, and a tall man with glasses emerged. He gawked at us, his small, beady eyes were looking at all of our facial expressions. 

"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? I WILL CALL THE COPS IF YOU DON'T GET OUT OF MY OFFICE. NOW!" 

The tall man started to shove all the guys towards the door and was about to open the door when I stepped to the side and made an attempt to shove the man--whom I presumed to be the principle-- which managed to attain his attention.

"Hey! I'm with them, I just wanted to ask if-"

"Oh, so if you're with them as well, then get out before I call the cops."