Champagne & Cigarettes // BajiFuyu //

Chapter 7

"Oh that didn't take long! Chifuyu this is our guest, Baji-kun." Kazutora grinned and motioned towards the man sitting beside him. "Heyy, funny seeing you again!" Baji chuckled. "It's only been a few hours...but yeah what a coincidence." Chifuyu nodded slowly as he turned his head to look at Kazutora. "What're you tryna do?" He mouthed. Kazutora just grinned and turned to look at Baji. "Well since Chifuyu's here now, we can eat!" He declared and clasped his hands together. Chifuyu sighed and sat down between Baji and Kazutora. They all said, "Thank you for the food" and began eating. The room was silent other than the sounds of chewing and slurping noodles.

"The weather outside is nice.. sunny amirite!" Kazutora shrugged, trying to start up a conversation. "Kazutora Hanemiya. It is nighttime and raining outside." Chifuyu placed his chopsticks down and turned to look at his friend, blinking several times. "Bruh I was trying to start a conversation, let me be great." Kazutora dragged a hand down his face. "Okay but really Kazu? The weather?" Chifuyu shook his head to express his disappointment. "How about play a game to get to know each other better?" Baji suggested, finishing the last of his yakisoba. "That's a good idea. See Kazu, that is how you start a conversation." Chifuyu gestured towards Baji. "Oh get off my ass already!" Kazutora huffed.

"Okay Mr.Bright Ideas, since you came up with the suggestion to play a game, I think you should choose it as well," Chifuyu said and finished his food. "Hmm okay. How about two truths and a lie?" Baji propounded. "Works with me, Kazu you start since you like being stupid." Chifuyu stood up collected everyone's garbage to dispose of. "Fuck you, but sure I'll start off." Kazutora said, walking over to the couch and sitting down. Baji got up and sat in an armchair. "Thanks, try doing something easy so I can get a headstart." Chifuyu smiled innocently and sat down on the ottoman by the chair Baji was seated. "Uhh no, my job is to make your life harder." Kazutora rolled his eyes playfully, earning the middle finger from Chifuyu.

"Okay, let's see... Oh! Okay so, I have never been out of the country, I've been to juvie twice, and I have spent over four thoundsand yen on shoes in a single shopping trip before before." Kazutora brought his knees up to his chest. "I think the juvie one is a lie. You don't seem like the type of person whos gone to juvie before." Baji answered. "I literally told you to make this easy yet here you go saying shit I don't know. That's why you're built like that skeleton that was in our science class in college." Chifuyu grumbled. "No, that's what you're built like. With yo big ass head, megamind could never." Kazutora rolled his eyes. "Oh fuck you, I have a big brain that's why my head is big-" Chifuyu started, only to be interrupted by Kazutora.

"You're a fucking idiot, that's not how that works." Kazutora shook his head in disappointment. "Okay, if I'm an idiot then what are you? A broke, single piece of shit that won't let me be great." Chifuyu huffed. "Fine, and I'll continue to be that. Can we proceed with the game now?" Kazutora sighed. "Oh yeah. You haven't traveled out of the country." Chifuyu smiled, seemingly happy with his answer. "Actually, the first one is the lie. I've been to juvie three times, not two." Kazutora clarified. "Yes I was right!" Baji cheered. "Alright, mister right answers, you got it right so you're next." Chifuyu said, looking up at Baji and leaning his head on the ravenette's knee. "Alright, I've never gone a boat before, I actually graduated college, and I've been been to Coachella before." Baji said and brushed a strand of hair from Chifuyu's face. "The boat one is a lie. There's no way you haven't been on a boat before." Kazutora doubted. "Eh, it's probably the Coachella one. You don't seem like an important person to me." Chifuyu blantantly stated. "Uhm, ouch. But yeah, it was the boat one." Baji shot Chifuyu a glare, earning a shrug from the blonde.

A few rounds and cans of beer later, the three were out clean. Like, a deep sleep. Until Kazutora woke up with the need to pee and came up with the best idea he'd had since...absolutely never! Kazutora was one to have terrible ideas more often than not. Yet he was determined to fulfill it. His 'brilliant idea' was to leave Baji and Chifuyu somewhere alone in a room. Though he wasn't sure where yet. He'd figure it out as he went. Now to get his partner in crime to assist him. After he woke up again of course. Kazutora without a good nights' sleep is not pretty, at all.