Champagne & Cigarettes // BajiFuyu //

Chapter 5: 'You have got to be kidding me.'

They did make it in time. This was all thanks to Kazutora doing something magical called speeding!! Pretty cool huh? Please don't take after Kazutora and speed, let's try to keep the road safe ahahaha.

"I feel like vomiting, what the fuck was that!?" Chifuyu held his gut for a few minutes before Kazutora handed him his luggage. "Magic," Kazutora smirked. "Didn't ya know? I'm a magician!" He joked. Chifuyu kicked him in the knee and started walking towards the airport. "You little shit!" Kazutora shouted after him, holding his knee for a second. Chifuyu snickered and entered the airport. Kazutora hurried after him only to lose him in a crowd of people.

"Kazu, I'm over here!" Chifuyu waved his arm. Kazutora scurried over to him and flicked his forehead. "Don't do that, an airport is one of the most common places to be kidnapped." Kazutora scolded. "I mean, who wouldn't want to kidnap me? I'm beautiful." Chifuyu smirked. "God I hate you so much." Kazutora groaned causing Chifuyu to laugh. "You know you love me."Chifuyu taunted. "Not really but sure we can say that," Kazutora deadpanned earning a gasp from Chifuyu. "Don't be overdramatic about it," Kazutora told him, not letting him get a single word out. Chifuyu scoffed and then brought up a completely different topic. "Hey, what do you think about getting matching piercings?" He asked. "No. Never in a million years." Kazutora replied almost immediately. "What? Why not? We're besties, right?" Chifuyu inquired. "Uhn uh, nope. Hell no." Kazutora answered. "Bruh that was kinda mean though, I'm gonna attempt to get hit by a plane now, bye." Chifuyu spun on his heel and sniffled.

"My god you're so dramatic," Kazutora mumbles under his breath. "Come here, I'm sorry." He spoke up, outstretching an arm towards Chifuyu. Chifuyu smiled smugly and skipped over to Kazutora, happily accepting his completely half-assed hug. "You're like a little kid, no wonder you can't keep a- OW!" Kazutora winced. Chifuyu had bit his forearm and was stepping on his foot. "Bruh I'm going to call security on you what the hell?" Kazutora rubbed the area he was bitten at. Chifuyu shrugged and made his way to the waiting area.

"I am this close to never going on a plane again. If I hear another crying baby, someone asking me if I want peanuts, or have to sit beside another crusty old man I'm killing myself." Kazutora groaned, his thumb and index finger only a few inches apart to show how done he was. "You're being overdramatic! It wasn't even that bad!" Chifuyu rolled his eyes. "Not for you because you got to sit beside a hot quiet guy and a nice old lady that kept giving you snacks," Kazutora grumbled. Chifuyu shrugged and giddily walked ahead of him.

-About 3 Hours later, 22:43

"I. Am. Tired." Chifuyu enunciated as he kicked off his shoes and fell backward onto the hotel bed. "Says the one that didn't carry any luggage," Kazutora grunted as he took his shoes off and tossed Chifuyu's suitcase on the sofa. "I will be in here, do not bother me. I'm going to bed. Good night." Kazutora said and closed the door to the separate room. Chifuyu hummed and plugged his charger into the wall outlet, then connected his phone to the charger. "You're going to shower right?!" Chifuyu shouted. "No shit!" Kazutora responded. Chifuyu chuckled to himself and then turned his attention to his suitcase. "Now where did I put my toothbrush.." He trailed off, checking the different compartments in his suitcase for his toothbrush. "Bitch I'm tired yet you dare to go missing bruh." Chifuyu groaned. "Stop talking to inanimate objects, here." Kazutora said to him and tossed Chifuyu his toothbrush. "Thanks man, how'd it get in there?" Chifuyu thought aloud. "Dunno, you probably weren't paying attention to what you were doing. Anyway, I'm going to shower and go to bed. Night." Kazutora waved lazily and slid the door shut. Chifuyu went into the other bathroom and turned the shower on before undressing himself, neatly folding his clothes, and stepped into the shower.

"Wake up, we're going to be late!" Kazutora shouted in Chifuyu's ear. Chifuyu slowly sat up and rubbed his eyes. "What time is it?" He asked Kazutora, throwing the warm comforter off his legs. "Eight thirteen," Kazutora responded as he stood up. "They're serving breakfast downstairs, want me to get you anything?" Kazutora asked while he pulled a shirt over his torso. "What are they serving?" Chifuyu stood up and stretched. "No idea." His friend answered, pulling his hair into a ponytail. "I'll just go down with you." Chifuyu sighed and ran a hand through his hair in an attempt to make it look somewhat decent. "Fine with me." Kazutora hummed and slipped on a pair of slippers. "You got the keycard?" Kazutora looked over at Chifuyu who nodded and held up the card. "Okay let's go." He said and opened the door, walking out with Chifuyu shuffling behind him.