Incorrect Quotes Part 2

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Klaus: I have an idea.
Elijah: A good idea?
Klaus: Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

Tyler: Remember that time you dared me to lick a swingset?
Matt: No, I said "Tyler, don't lick that swingset" and you said "Don't tell me what to do" and licked the swingset.

Stefan: Guys, Elena is missing.
Julia and Kol (not looking up from their phones): Good.

Kol:Welcome to Fucking Applebees, do you want apples or bees?
Colette: Bees?
Kol: THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES!
Colette: Wait-
*Julia approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly*

Klaus: *pitches an idea*
Rebekah, impressed: Huh, there might be something here!
Elijah, under their breath: Yeah, a lawsuit.

Damon: I think it's time I get my life in order.
Andi, narrating: But they did not get their life in order. In fact, they got drunk last night and fought a raccoon.

Tyler: Why is Julia crying on the floor?
Kol: They took one of those 'what person are you?' quizzes.
Tyler: And?
Kol: They got Elena.

Jenna: I hope you have an explanation for this.
Jeremy : We have three actually-
Julia: Pick your favorite.

Julia: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?
Tyler: *crouches down*
Kol: *kneels down*
Klaus: *sits on the floor*
Julia:
Julia: I hate all of you.

Rebekah: FIGHT ME, YOU NERD ASS SLUT!
Finn: At least try to sound slightly more sophisticated when you threaten someone.
Rebekah: Oh, I'm sorry. I should ask; dost thou want to engage in a duel, my good bitch?
Finn: Somehow that's worse.

Colette: Tommorrow's garbage day.
Kol: I can't believe they made a whole day dedicated to you.

Andi: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset us.
Julia: Okay, but in my defense, Kol bet me 50 cents I couldn't drink all that shampoo.
Damon: That's not what she wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

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