Sabezra + Ezrabine Oneshots

Sabine's Joke

Sabine: Ezra!

Ezra: Yeah.

Sabine: Can I tell you a joke?

Ezra: No you can not tell me a joke.

Sabine: Please.

Ezra: I am tired.

Sabine: Pleeeeeaaase.

Ezra: I am trying to coke.

Sabine: Please!

Ezra: Fine. But if the joke isn't funny, I'm hitting you in the head with a pan.

Sabine: *Smirks* Deal!

Ezra: Go.

Sabine: Okay. Why is Dark spelled with a K and not a C?

Ezra: *sighs and grabs a pan* why?

Sabine: Because you can't C in the dark! Get it?! *chuckles*

Ezra looks at Sabine with a straight face and gently tapped her head with the pan.

*BONK*

Sabine: OWWW!!!