Joker

9. Joker who? I only know Pwince Aki, fairy prince

Akabane sat in a meeting room in the workers base that night. He hadn't worn his mask. He simply sat her, tossing the knife into the air, and deftly catching it. He had to meet three certain bastards today for misusing the name of Card. And also definitely for almost ruining his first date with a certain too-handsome FBI man. Don't feel bad about it Aki. If anyone questions it you can just say keep your friends close but enemies closer. I don't care if I'm being selfish by being with Nakul. Shit. Don't think about it. I'll mess up more. For now just... live in the moment. It's Joker time right now.

Dan opened the door and the three goons from earlier walked in "Joker I bailed out the guys you wanted. Sorry it took a while."

"No problem. Thank you Dan." Akabane said, stoic.

He grinned coldly at the three who froze just at the sight of him "Why so serious boys? Aren't you supposed to be real tight with me? Tight enough for me to kill whoever the hell you want with just a word?"

"You- you're the pretty boy-"

"It's Joker to you assholes." Aki snapped "And as you can see I am the guy from earlier."

"On a date with the FBI dude." Spade laughed in an attempt to be brave "I wonder what Queen would say-"

"Before you go on about that. You missed the obvious." Aki pointed to his face with an evil smile "You do know what happens to anyone who sees my face don't you? I doubt you're ever going to be able to report it."

They all paled. Aki walked towards Jared "You. You tried to hit me right?"

"B-but the FBI guy stopped- me- so-"

"You still tried to raise your hand on someone above your rank outside a proper fight." Aki stared him down.

"I didn't know-"

"Not good enough." Akabane snarled "What the hell was that stunt at the gallery? Trying to steal paintings and tarnishing our name? Using your tattoos as a way to weasel around and use Card's name for your own dirty shenanigans?"

"We were going to give the money to you!" The third guy said desperately.

"Lies. Then you'd have told one of us." Aki said "I've been told you're from Raven's team. You bastards took advantage of him being out for two days and tried to do this shit. Lucky for us, I've got full rights with you tonight."

They were all practically pissing their pants. Aki decided to ask them the big one "Whose idea was this?"

The two pointed to Spade. Aki rolled his eyes "Why am I not surprised?"

He tried one last time to intimidate Aki, failing all too badly "What can you do? You're just some little gay ass pretty boy. I doubt you're Joker."

Aki smiled and simply showed his wrist tattoo by pulling his watch down, referencing Naruto because why not "Oh dear, am I being underestimated?"

"I'm being realistic." Spade crowed "Now let the big boys have some fun with you-"

Spade tried to touch Aki's thighs. Aki hiked his knee up and jabbed it in his nose "You already know I'm taken you piece of shit. Now I have more incentive to make it hurt."

Aki glanced at the other two "Go to the side and wait your turn. Don't even try opening the door it's barred from the outside. Only one person goes out of this room alive and it'll be me."

He glared at Spade as he held his bleeding nose "You good there? Well I don't want you to be."

Aki kicked him again. Then rammed his elbow into his nose again, hearing an audible crack as his head crashed against the wall. His head slowly traced down, leaving a trail of crimson blood. Aki took his knife out and smiled cruelly "You wanted to touch my thighs was it? Too bad only Nakul is allowed to do that and since he's not here to kick your ass for laying hands on what's not yours I'll slice it instead."