school au

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I know that the peculiars going to school is a really popular au, but imagine if they actually were sent to a typical American school.

Like.. they'd have fun for 0.09 seconds. They're coming from (what we can assume) is a basic, very old knowledge of math and science and lots of reading. Imagine they walk into math class have to do common core math. The school would be burned down.

Reading frakenstein in English class-

teacher- of course the moral of the story is that we shouldn't play god.

Enoch: *sweats*

Think about how OLD some of them are, take Hugh for example, he was around during the famine. In 1845. The teacher sobs as she has to explain what a mitochondria is to a senior.

Enoch is expelled on day one for getting into a screaming match with a teacher going over English history.

A foodfight breaks out in the cafeteria. The entire student body watches in stunned silence as a vaugley human shape covered in mashed potatoes and meatloaf runs for cover.

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⏰ Last updated: Feb 02, 2022 ⏰

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