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MORE VINES ( I'M SORRY)

Horace- Enoch, look how cute these pens are.

Enoch- Horace, thats so gay.

Horace- ... Enoch, we've been dating-

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Jacob- * runs up to Fiona* Her whole life she has been waiting for someone to sweep her off her feet.

Fiona- wha-

Hugh- *runs up from behind, picks her up and spins her around* Caaaaaaaaaaaan you feel the love-

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Jacob- Yeah, Enoch is so annoying.

Enoch- * climbs over fence, onto roof and taps on window*

Enoch- Yeah, I heard you were talking shit about me.

Jacob- * high pitched screams*

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Enoch- This is how I enter my house.

Enoch- * runs in* WHATS UP FUCKERS?!

Jacob- Why are you on my phone?

Enoch- FUCK YOU THATS WHY

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A/N- I would have Jacob do the ' I love you bitch' but I don't want to permanently disfigure him.

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Jacob- Hey, Hugh, guess what day it is?

Hugh- The one year anniversary of Fiona falling?

Jacob- * Awkwardly backs out*

Jacob- * pokes head back in* hUMp day

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Horace- Hey, I'm gay.

Claire- ...I thought you were British.

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Claire- * whacking Olive with pillows*

Olive- Claire, Claire stop it. Claire. Watch the light. Watch the light Claire.

Claire- *Stop for a minute*

Claire- * breaks light*

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Emma- And she was like, you so ugly, and I was like, Bitch where? And she was like, under all that makeup, and I was like * rubs face* Bitch where?

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Miss Peregrine- Enoch, can you read number 3 for everyone please?

Enoch- NO I CANNOT. What up, i'm Enoch, i'm 14 and I never fucking learned how to read.

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#catsrunningoutofideas

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