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Wight- are you ready to fucking die?!

Enoch- I'm a bad bitch, you can't kill me.

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Jacob- Hey, can I get a sip of that water?

Enoch- Its not water

Jacob- Vodka! I like your style

Enoch- Its vinegar

Jacob... what

Enoch- Its vinegar, pussy

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Emma- * takes a swig of some alcoholic beverage and blows fire out of her mouth*

Jacob- * turns around* Wow

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( I know that I've already done this one but I have another;credit of tumblr)

Emma-  Don't fuck with me! I have the power of fire and Miss Peregrine on my side

Jacob- But I'm Abe's-

Emma- WIIIIIIIGHT

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Jacob- You play this harmonica, and you get a hundred million dollars, but a hundred million people will die.

Enoch- * plays harmonica*

Jacob- Enoch no

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Hugh- Do you want a spider in your hand

Claire- Yes

Hugh- Say please

Claire- Please

Hugh- * puts a spider in Claire's hand*

Claire- ...

Claire- AAAGH-

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Enoch- The next time you put your hands on me I'm going to fucking rip your face off bitch

Emma- What did he do to you?

Enoch- Because he fucking pushed me-

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Olive- Everyone, excuse my potty mouth- SHUT THE FUCK UP

Everyone- OOOOOOOOH

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Enoch- Pepsi bottle

Enoch- Coca cola glass

Enoch- * pouring  pepsi into glass*

Enoch- I don't give a damn.

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Hugh- Look, look its a bear

Bear- * falls into river*

Hugh- NOOOO

Hugh- Oh, shit its right there.

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Fiona- * carrying positive pregnancy test* Hugh,we did it! Your going to be a father.

Hugh- * puts down book* Babe, I'm reading Harry Potter and the prisoner of askaban, what do you want?

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Emma- * crying* and- and when I was in third grade they treated me like a criminal.

Emma- * hands catch on fire*

Emma- BECAUSE I KILLED SOMEBODY

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Yoga instructor- Now, release all the sounds trapped in your mind

Enoch- aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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