Wight- are you ready to fucking die?!
Enoch- I'm a bad bitch, you can't kill me.
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Jacob- Hey, can I get a sip of that water?
Enoch- Its not water
Jacob- Vodka! I like your style
Enoch- Its vinegar
Jacob... what
Enoch- Its vinegar, pussy
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Emma- * takes a swig of some alcoholic beverage and blows fire out of her mouth*
Jacob- * turns around* Wow
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Emma- Don't fuck with me! I have the power of fire and Miss Peregrine on my side
Jacob- But I'm Abe's-
Emma- WIIIIIIIGHT
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Jacob- You play this harmonica, and you get a hundred million dollars, but a hundred million people will die.
Enoch- * plays harmonica*
Jacob- Enoch no
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Hugh- Do you want a spider in your hand
Claire- Yes
Hugh- Say please
Claire- Please
Hugh- * puts a spider in Claire's hand*
Claire- ...
Claire- AAAGH-
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Enoch- The next time you put your hands on me I'm going to fucking rip your face off bitch
Emma- What did he do to you?
Enoch- Because he fucking pushed me-
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Olive- Everyone, excuse my potty mouth- SHUT THE FUCK UP
Everyone- OOOOOOOOH
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Enoch- Pepsi bottle
Enoch- Coca cola glass
Enoch- * pouring pepsi into glass*
Enoch- I don't give a damn.
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Hugh- Look, look its a bear
Bear- * falls into river*
Hugh- NOOOO
Hugh- Oh, shit its right there.
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Fiona- * carrying positive pregnancy test* Hugh,we did it! Your going to be a father.
Hugh- * puts down book* Babe, I'm reading Harry Potter and the prisoner of askaban, what do you want?
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Emma- * crying* and- and when I was in third grade they treated me like a criminal.
Emma- * hands catch on fire*
Emma- BECAUSE I KILLED SOMEBODY
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Yoga instructor- Now, release all the sounds trapped in your mind
Enoch- aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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