Enoch- * sitting outside on steps* So, you got thrown out too?Hugh- Yeah, for yelling
Enoch- Yelling in a museum? That's hardcore!
Hugh- Why did you get tossed out?
Enoch- Stole a pterodactyl, but its not like I yelled
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* looking for a flat*
Horace- Has a rodent infestation.
Enoch- Its pet friendly!
Horace- There is a hole in the roof.
Enoch- A skylight!
Horace- There was a brutal murder here.
Enoch- So, statistically, another murder is unlikely!
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Olive- The door might be broken.
Bronwyn- Is it ajar?
Olive- No, its a door.
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Jacob- So how exactly did you wreck my car?
Fiona- Well, Hugh was driving and a deer ran in the road.
Jacob- Ok. And?
Fiona- And I yelled, ' Hugh, deer!' and tell him what you said Hugh.
Hugh-...
Jacob- Well?
Hugh- * sigh* 'Yes honey?'
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Olive- Why are you smiling?
Enoch- Can't I just smile when I feel like it?
Millard- Jacob tripped and fell in the parking lot.
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Emma- Good morning
Hugh- good morning
Enoch- Good morning
Jacob- You all sound like robots, why don't you spice it up a bit?
Enoch- MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS
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Miss Peregrine- Your saying you had nothing to do with that prank. Are you lying to me?
Hugh- It depends on your definition of lying.
Miss Peregrine- Well, I define it as not telling the truth. What do you define it as?
Hugh- Reclining your body in a horizontal position.
Miss Peregrine-...
Miss Peregrine- Get out.
Hugh- Absolutely.
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Enoch- Well aren't you sugar and spice and everything nice.
Jacob- Well aren't rudeness and sarcasm and everything...uh...
Enoch- No, go on. If you find something that rhymes with sarcasm and makes sense, I'll stop being a smart ass right now.
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Enoch- I'm like an onion
Millard- You have layers?
Enoch- NO, I make people cry.
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Maybe I should stop making these for now...
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