MPHFPC RANDOMNESS

I have made too many

Enoch- * sitting outside on steps* So, you got thrown out too?

Hugh- Yeah, for yelling

Enoch- Yelling in a museum? That's hardcore!

Hugh- Why did you get tossed out?

Enoch- Stole a pterodactyl, but its not like I yelled

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* looking for a flat*

Horace- Has a rodent infestation.

Enoch- Its pet friendly!

Horace- There is a hole in the roof.

Enoch- A skylight!

Horace- There was a brutal murder here.

Enoch- So, statistically, another murder is unlikely!

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Olive- The door might be broken.

Bronwyn- Is it ajar?

Olive- No, its a door.

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Jacob- So how exactly did you wreck my car?

Fiona- Well, Hugh was driving and a deer ran in the road.

Jacob- Ok. And?

Fiona- And I yelled, ' Hugh, deer!' and tell him what you said Hugh.

Hugh-...

Jacob- Well?

Hugh- * sigh* 'Yes honey?'

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Olive- Why are you smiling?

Enoch- Can't I just smile when I feel like it?

Millard- Jacob tripped and fell in the parking lot.

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Emma- Good morning

Hugh- good morning

Enoch- Good morning

Jacob- You all sound like robots, why don't you spice it up a bit?

Enoch- MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

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Miss Peregrine- Your saying you had nothing to do with that prank. Are you lying to me?

Hugh- It depends on your definition of lying.

Miss Peregrine- Well, I define it as not telling the truth. What do you define it as?

Hugh- Reclining your body in a horizontal position.

Miss Peregrine-...

Miss Peregrine- Get out.

Hugh- Absolutely.

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Enoch- Well aren't you sugar and spice and everything nice.

Jacob- Well aren't rudeness and sarcasm and everything...uh...

Enoch- No, go on. If you find something that rhymes with sarcasm and makes sense, I'll stop being a smart ass right now.

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Enoch- I'm like an onion

Millard- You have layers?

Enoch- NO, I make people cry.

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Maybe I should stop making these for now...

Wear your seatbelt.