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Peculiars as random tumblr stuff

Fiona- * walks into kitchen* Is something burning?

Hugh- * leaning seductively on counter* Only my desire for you

Fiona- The toaster is on fire.

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Enoch- i like my coffee how I like myself- dark, bitter, and too hot for you.

Horace- I'm aware, Enoch

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( this is a vine but whatever)

Millard- I am the exact opposite of this salad.

Miss Peregrine- Its healthy?

Millard and Miss Peregrine- * laughs*

Millard- I was going to say that it's dressed

Miss Peregrine- I've been meaning to talk to you about that

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Horace- Do I look strait?

Enoch- No, not at all

Horace- I meant my parking job

Enoch- Still no.

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Emma- So you think i'm cute when i'm angry?

Jacob- Well, I

Emma- Well get ready, because i'm about to get GOURGEOUS

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Horace- I did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism.

Enoch- And you came to me?

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Enoch: Telling someone "You are shit" and "You ain't shit" are both insults.

Horace: "You are not shit" is a reassurance.

Enoch: "You are not the shit" is an insult.

Horace: "You are the shit" is a compliment.

Millard: Guys, it's 3am.

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Miss Peregrine- I need to find a way to cut down on expenses. What can we live without?

Enoch- Probably Jacob

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Enoch- When I die, I want Jacob to lower me into my grave so he can let me down one last time.

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Emma-YOU LYING, CHEATING PIECE OF SHIT, YOUR NOT THE MAN I FELL IN LOVE WITH

Jacob- WELL WHEN WE BREAK UP I'M TAKING THE PETS

Emma-* slides monopoly board away* maybe we should stop playing now...