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Fiona- *walking with Addison*

Random guy- * whistles*

Fiona- * looks taken aback*

Random guy- Oh! No! That was for your dog!

Addison- exUSE ME, DO YOU THINK I'M JUST SOME PIECE OF MEAT THAT YOU CAN-

Random guy- *bolts away*

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Emma- So Enoch, what do you want to be for Halloween?

Enoch- I'll never be what I want to be.

Emma-...

Emma- I'm gonna be a sexy nurse.

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Emma- How do you know whats good for me?!

Enoch- thats my OPINIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON.

Jacob- * blinks*

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* tortilla chips fall down*

Claire- Hurricane Katrina? More like hurricane tor-tilla

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* Jacob and Hugh sitting in a hot tub*

Millard- * singing* TWOOOOO BROS CHILLIN' IN A HOT TUB, FIVE FEET APART CAUSE THEY'RE NOT GAY.


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Claire- Sleep? I don't know about sleep. It's summer time.

Bronwyn- You better go to bed!

Claire- Aww, she caught me.

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Emma- Look Miss Peregrine, its the good kush.

Miss Peregrine- This is the dollar store, how good can it be?

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( wear your seatbelt)

Cheesecake. Cheesecake a nighttime.

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