Fiona- *walking with Addison*Random guy- * whistles*
Fiona- * looks taken aback*
Random guy- Oh! No! That was for your dog!
Addison- exUSE ME, DO YOU THINK I'M JUST SOME PIECE OF MEAT THAT YOU CAN-
Random guy- *bolts away*
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Emma- So Enoch, what do you want to be for Halloween?
Enoch- I'll never be what I want to be.
Emma-...
Emma- I'm gonna be a sexy nurse.
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Emma- How do you know whats good for me?!
Enoch- thats my OPINIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON.
Jacob- * blinks*
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* tortilla chips fall down*
Claire- Hurricane Katrina? More like hurricane tor-tilla
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* Jacob and Hugh sitting in a hot tub*
Millard- * singing* TWOOOOO BROS CHILLIN' IN A HOT TUB, FIVE FEET APART CAUSE THEY'RE NOT GAY.
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Claire- Sleep? I don't know about sleep. It's summer time.
Bronwyn- You better go to bed!
Claire- Aww, she caught me.
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Emma- Look Miss Peregrine, its the good kush.
Miss Peregrine- This is the dollar store, how good can it be?
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( wear your seatbelt)
Cheesecake. Cheesecake a nighttime.
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