VINES

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This will have strong language. I decided to recreate vines with the peculiar's. I am a huge fan of vine, btw. I don't own any of these. ( and I decided to change the name of this book to MPHFPC oneshots and randomness.)

Enoch- DON'T MESS WITH ME. I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE.

Hugh- wha-

Enoch- *screams*


Enoch- hey, Horace, do you think I can throw this egg into that cup without cracking it?

Horace- no

Enoch- * Chucks egg at Jacob's head*

Enoch- I guess you were right.


Hugh- * gets into car with balloons*

Millard- are those helium balloons

Jacob- ah, for fucks sake

Millard- I told you the cars not made for balloons

Jacob- Fuck, we're flyin' away


Enoch- * walks into room and shoots the ceiling*

Horace- *screams*

Horace- THIS IS WHY MISS PEREGRINE DOSEN'T FUCKING LOVE YOU


Millard- hey Jacob, how are your chicken strips?

Jacob- FUCK YOUR CHICKEN STRIPS

Jacob- * rolls down window* HEY, FUCK YOUR CHICKEN STRIPS


Jacob- oh, sorry, i must've fallen asleep- when I was waiting for you to make me a sandwich

Enoch- go back to sleep, and starve


Enoch- so I was thinking-

Jacob- * punches Enoch*

Enoch- ah, fuck. I can't believe you've done this


Jacob and Enoch- * Fighting each other*

Hugh- can I get a waffle?

Jacob and Enoch- * Still fighting each other*

Hugh- can I PLEASE get a waffle?


Enoch- * Pushing Jacobs air mattress into lake*

Jacob- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Jacob- * stands up and falls into water*

Enoch- BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Millard- WAKE UP SLEEPY HEAD

Jacob- wha?

Emma- *sits up beside Jacob* what the fuck?

Millard Oh my gOD


Thats all the vines that I recreated. For NOW. I'm posting a lot today because i'm not going to be able to for 9 days. Just thought i'd remind you in case your wondering.




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