This will have strong language. I decided to recreate vines with the peculiar's. I am a huge fan of vine, btw. I don't own any of these. ( and I decided to change the name of this book to MPHFPC oneshots and randomness.)
Enoch- DON'T MESS WITH ME. I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE.
Hugh- wha-
Enoch- *screams*
Enoch- hey, Horace, do you think I can throw this egg into that cup without cracking it?
Horace- no
Enoch- * Chucks egg at Jacob's head*
Enoch- I guess you were right.
Hugh- * gets into car with balloons*
Millard- are those helium balloons
Jacob- ah, for fucks sake
Millard- I told you the cars not made for balloons
Jacob- Fuck, we're flyin' away
Enoch- * walks into room and shoots the ceiling*
Horace- *screams*
Horace- THIS IS WHY MISS PEREGRINE DOSEN'T FUCKING LOVE YOU
Millard- hey Jacob, how are your chicken strips?
Jacob- FUCK YOUR CHICKEN STRIPS
Jacob- * rolls down window* HEY, FUCK YOUR CHICKEN STRIPS
Jacob- oh, sorry, i must've fallen asleep- when I was waiting for you to make me a sandwich
Enoch- go back to sleep, and starve
Enoch- so I was thinking-
Jacob- * punches Enoch*
Enoch- ah, fuck. I can't believe you've done this
Jacob and Enoch- * Fighting each other*
Hugh- can I get a waffle?
Jacob and Enoch- * Still fighting each other*
Hugh- can I PLEASE get a waffle?
Enoch- * Pushing Jacobs air mattress into lake*
Jacob- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jacob- * stands up and falls into water*
Enoch- BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Millard- WAKE UP SLEEPY HEAD
Jacob- wha?
Emma- *sits up beside Jacob* what the fuck?
Millard Oh my gOD
Thats all the vines that I recreated. For NOW. I'm posting a lot today because i'm not going to be able to for 9 days. Just thought i'd remind you in case your wondering.
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MPHFPC RANDOMNESS
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