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Moooooore Vines

Yes. Theres more.

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Emma- I don't know what you-

Enoch- * Puts match in front of aerosol can and makes epic flamethrower of death*

Olive and Emma- * screaming*

Emma- You better stop! STOP! BITCH STOOOO-

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Enoch- You know what, i'm going to say it.

Jacob- Say what

Enoch- I don't care that you broke your elbow.

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Jacob- Hey, Emma, say who want Lasagna

Emma- who want lasAGN- * crashes into table*

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Enoch- Excuse me, hi, Somebody left an ice cube on the floor, now my sock is wet, * pulls out nerf gun* who wants to fucking die?

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Emma- * singing*

Enoch- stOP

Emma-... yes

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Enoch- * with sand packed around him*

Enoch- I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand.

Hugh- Poseidon quivers before him

Enoch- FUCK OFF

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Enoch- Why you the fuck lying

Enoch- Why you always lyyyying

Enoch- oooooo my god

Enoch- stop fucking LYYYING

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Jacob- Back at it again at crispy creme

Jacob- * backflips into the sign*

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Enoch- What the FUCK IS UP JACOB? NO. WHAT DID YOU SAY, WHAT THE FUCK MAN, STEP THE FUCK UP

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*song comes on*

Hugh- OH! This is my jam * holds up jam* this is my- turn that music off- this is my jam. * kisses jam*

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Jacob- * skateboarding*

Miss Peregrine- Hey, I used to skateboard.

Jacob- pfft, Miss Peregrine is such a- what

Miss Peregrine- * doing handstand while riding on the skateboard*

wear your seatbelt and eat cheesecake

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