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Jacob- So. Peculiars. I thought you guys were a myth.

Millard- Well, you were myth-staken

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Horace- don't say a word.

Jacob: Fergulous.

Horace: Jacob, I said no words.

Jacob: oh, I see how it works- two weeks ago, we're playing scrabble, it's not a word, now suddenly it's a word because it's convenient to you.

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Miss Peregrine-  You shouldn't antagonize local law enforcement.

Enoch- But its so much fun.

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Jacob- I did a bad thing.

Enoch- Does it affect me?

Jacob- No

Enoch- then suffer in silence.

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Enoch- Hey, during our fight earlier, I said some pretty ugly things.

Jacob- Yeah

Enoch- And I just wanted you to know that I stand by all of them

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Millard- Fortunately for you, I don't offend easily

Enoch- let me try a bit harder.

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Emma- I've got everything under control.

Millard- Is that why everything's on fire?

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Enoch- He hurt Horace, so when I track him down, I will cut him into tiny pieces and feed him to the fish.

Horace- We don't have fish.

Enoch-  Well then I'll buy some, I'll buy fish and feed them blood until they acquire a taste for human flesh.

Hugh- Thats disgusting.

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Millard- I'm telling you, something is up with Hugh, just yesterday I had bee stings that spelled beware.

Everyone- That spells bewarb.

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Jacob- Enoch! What are you doing tomorrow?

Enoch- Have my day get ruined by whatever your about to ask me to do.

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Enoch- Hey Miss Peregrine, I have good news.

Miss Peregrine- You got an A on your math test?

Enoch- I said I had good news, not a miracle.

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Miss Peregrine- A guy should mess up your lipstick, not mascara

Emma- Mess up any of my makeup and people will watch your body get dragged out of a river on the news.