EVEN MORE VINES

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T.V.- Who's that pokemon?

Enoch- ITS PIKACHU

T.V- Its Clefairy!

Enoch- FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Jacob- Say hi Vine!

Olive- Hi vine!

Claire- fuck vine, bitch!

( Bronwyn- * faints*)

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Enoch- *jump scares Horace and screams*

Horace- Ahh! Stoooop, I could've dropped my croissant!

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Jacob- Hey Emma, you want some?

* Emma is handed can*

Emma- This bitch empty! * throws can* yEET

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Olive- Mother trucker dude, that hurt like a butt-cheek on a stick.

Bronwyn- Watch your profanity.

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Horace- Hi, I'm Horace with a bee, and I've been afraid of insects my whole life.

Hugh- Stop, stop, stop.

Horace- What?

Hugh- Wheres the bee?

Horace- Theres a bee??

( better get used to it Horace)

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Jacob- * pouring water on Emma as she sleeps*

Emma- Hello?

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Thats all I have right now.

Wear your seatbelt.

Cheesecake. Cheesecake at nighttime.


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