MPHFPC RANDOMNESS

I should just make a tumblr book already.

Hugh-So I can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4000 degrees for 1 minute.

Fiona- Hugh that's not how you bake cookies.

Hugh- Floor it?

Fiona- NO!

Hugh-HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR ONE SECOND!

Fiona-Hugh, STOP.

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Millard- * Pulls back curtain when Hugh's in the shower*

Millard- are we- stop screaming it's just me- are out of cheetos?

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Enoch- Is there a mix between angry and sad?

Millard- Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated

Hugh- smad

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Jacob- My girlfriend is like an oven

Hugh- Warm?

Jacob- roasts me

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Jacob- Pass the salt

Millard- * throws Enoch across the table*

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Emma- Bronwyn, tell Enoch where he can stick his grapes

Bronwyn- In the fridge

Emma- Bronwyn...No

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Jacob ( handing phone to Enoch)- Its your boyfriend

Enoch- Ew, he's not my boyfriend

Enoch ( on the phone w/ Horace)- hey babe

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Miss Peregrine ( at the store)- Hi, I can't find my children, can I make an announcement?

Random store clerk dude- Sure

Miss Peregrine- Goodbyyyyye you little shits

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Miss Peregrine- And if I am killed, what do you do?

Everyone- AVENGE YOU

Miss Peregrine- ...

Miss Peregrine- * is secretly proud*

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Horace- Look, Enoch's even wearing his formal pair of overalls

Enoch- Its the pair without any blood on them

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Enoch- Don't worry, I have a permit.

Miss Peregrine- This is just a piece of paper that says ' I do what I want'

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Enoch- Once Jacob sneezed, and instead of saying ' bless you' I said ' shut the fuck up'

Hugh- How do you accidentally say  shut the fuck up?

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Horace- Now what?

Enoch- Now... we die.

Horace- Well. Thats a bad plan.

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Enoch- So I'm never going to get to see you again?

Melina- HOPEFULLY

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Enoch- I guess I was just born a winner. I didn't even need nine months to be born. I came out in seven.