Enoch- I think your perfect
Jacob- Aww, thank yo-
Enoch- A perfect example of an idiot.
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(*^^REMAKE^^*)
Enoch- *pulls back curtain while Horace is in the shower*
Enoch- Are we- stop screaming it's just me -are we out of bathbombs?
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Jacob-Let's go, everyone! They pack up the pie wagon at five, so...
Enoch- At five? That's only 20 minutes from now. The pie shop is thirteen miles away. So at fifty-five miles an hour that gives us five minutes to spare.
Horace- So wait, when pies are involved you can suddenly do math in your head?
Enoch- Wha...
Emma- Hold on. Enoch, how much is 19,154 pies divided by 61 pies?
Enoch- 314 pies.
Emma-What if it were salads?
Enoch- Well, it's the... carry the four... and... it doesn't work.
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Millard- Hey Enoch! Come play with Hugh and me!
Hugh- *Kicks ball to Enoch*
Enoch- *Purposely misses ball*
Enoch- Oh, there goes the ball
Enoch- Along with all the fucks I give
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Enoch- (excitedly) Wanna see a trick?
Jacob-The last time you showed me a trick, it took two weeks for my eyebrows to grow back.
Olive- I'll see your trick, Enoch!
Jacob-Don't encourage him!
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( Horace and Enoch texting)
Horace- Hey.
Enoch- Hey?
Horace- I can't sleep :/
Enoch- I can. Good night.
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Miss Peregrine- Enoch! I thought you were better than this!
Enoch- Yeah? Why?
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Y'now, it feels like its been forever since I last posted. Even though it was only like a few days ago. HOPEFULLY this is the last tumblr chapter and I start coming up with my own ideas.
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