Question for Horace

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@sumnussonHorace asks:

Horace, why are you so hot? Can you teach me how to make some more clothes? Teach me how to be so hot too?

Horace- Hot? Me? No...your making me blush.

Millard- stop enabling him.

Enoch- yeah, what would you know about being hot Horace?

Horace- Enoch, you can hurt my feelings but you will never hurt my pride.

Horace- Anyway, to answer your question, I guess I'm just naturally this gorgeous, * laughs in French* I don't know about teaching people how to make clothes, I'm kind of  tied up at the moment, dealing with the future and all that.

Horace- oh and being hot is very simple. You don't have to have the looks of a goddess, you just need to carry yourself with dignity, take showers often, and have a sense of fashion.  Take those three steps and you'll be on the right path.

Horace- Well, thanks for the ask. I appreciate it.

AN- I probably butchered this because I'm not used to writing like this, but I hope this answered your question : )

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