@sumnussonHorace asks:
Horace, why are you so hot? Can you teach me how to make some more clothes? Teach me how to be so hot too?
Horace- Hot? Me? No...your making me blush.
Millard- stop enabling him.
Enoch- yeah, what would you know about being hot Horace?
Horace- Enoch, you can hurt my feelings but you will never hurt my pride.
Horace- Anyway, to answer your question, I guess I'm just naturally this gorgeous, * laughs in French* I don't know about teaching people how to make clothes, I'm kind of tied up at the moment, dealing with the future and all that.
Horace- oh and being hot is very simple. You don't have to have the looks of a goddess, you just need to carry yourself with dignity, take showers often, and have a sense of fashion. Take those three steps and you'll be on the right path.
Horace- Well, thanks for the ask. I appreciate it.
AN- I probably butchered this because I'm not used to writing like this, but I hope this answered your question : )
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