Going gay next week

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Too gay to look at the time but it's 2.36 am.

You know how people sometimes say "yeah, you're as straight as a highway"?

Would be great, honestly.

There's this one highway somewhere in the death valley in California, where you're driving in a straight line for hours.

And when there is just the slightest curve in the road, they put on these huge signs to warn you so you don't get off track, because they know that driving in a straight line for a long time can be tiring and you may get in an accident if you don't pay attention.

I wish life was like that.

I wish, that sometimes, I'd just get a notification on my phone, being like

'OOP- you're going gay next week again. Might wanna pay attention or that sweet girl could catch you staring at her'

Lol sorry dieser Gedanke hat  irgendwie nur auf englisch funktioniert :)

Empfehlung für heute:

Arcane - netflix serie

Ich persönlich feier einfach die Grafik unnormal und die Story ist ganz cool also gebt es euch :)

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