I'd like to start this with: This so all Ames' fault. He gave me the idea. Blame him. (Don't actually. He's really cool to me)
Ames Just Tweeted!: Why do nice guys eat ass?
Toasted replying to @Ames: Good thing you're not nice then
Ames: Why don't you want me to eat your ass?
Ames POV
I pull into Toasted's drive way. He thinks I'm still Melbourne but I came all the way to Queensland just to surprise him. I smile as I knock quickly on his door.
"I'm coming ya cunt!" He yells then opens the door. He's only wearing gray sweat pants that perfectly outline his cock. I have to hold myself back from acting too quickly. His face is a mix of confusion, happiness and slight worry. Which makes sense if I'm being honest. No one expects me to just show up at their front door. Still confused he lets me into his house. It's not the biggest I've every seen but not the smallest. For someone that lives by themselves it's pretty nice.
We make small talk until he hits me with the big question, "Why did you come all the way here? Did you really come here for me." What do I tell him?? Do I admit that I spent all this money just to see him? Do I lie and say that I had friends in the area?? I say the first thing that comes to my mind.
"Oh my brother actually lives around here, and I found out you guys live close by." I laugh nervously. That was a close one. "That's cool. So uhhh got any plans for tonight?" He asks. If I'm being completely honest, I have no clue what I'm doing. I really did come here to fuck him didn't I...?
"Not really. Might go out. See if there's any good clubs around. What about you?" He smiles softly. God his smile is like the sweetest candy. I could stare at it for days on end. "I don't have plans either. Might rent a movie and order out. Wanna join me?" My heart started racing. How could I deny him. "Yes!!" "I mean uhhh *clears throat* if that's fine with you, I'm down."
Joe (toasted) laughs, "Alright. Guess it's a date then?" He asks in a joking tone. Even though I could tell it was a joke part of the way he said it made my heart flutter. "Guess so. Well I'm gonna go check out the mall for a bit. I'll be back around seven. Is that good?"
He throws me his wallet. "Yep! While you're out, I need a few things from the store. Do you mind getting them for me?"I nod and start to walk out the door when he slaps my ass. Thank god I wasn't facing him right now because I am BRIGHT red.
Running to my car I get in and drive to the grocery store. Looking over this list he sent, it's pretty random. Ropes, duct tape, towels, bleach, snacks. Hmmm he's just a weird guy *shrug* I put it in my cart and grab myself an energy drink.
A Few Hours Later
Finally it's time for me to go back to Joe's place. I've been thinking about it all day and I can't wait. Rushing back to his house I see he's sitting on the couch watching a serial killer documentary. Seems normal enough. "Hey Ames, how'd the shopping go?" He asks while I put everything on the table. "Pretty good. They were all out of the normal duct tape so I got black. Is that ok? I can try another store if you'd like." He turns to look at me. "The color is fine. Still works the same. Now come, sit down."
I sit on the couch next to him. Keeping my distance as to not want to come off too needy but I really wanted to touch his ass. It looked so firm and tight. I could take a bite out of it, like a perfect peach.
"You can come closer. I don't bite hunny." Joe said with a grin. I'm definitely not going to deny a chance to be closer to him. Sliding over, I cover myself with a blanket and lean my head on his shoulder. "I missed you Ames. It's great that you're here." That made me blush like crazy. "I-... I missed you too. Couldn't wait to see you again." He kissed my head and continued watching the show. My heart was beating at a thousand miles an hour.
I could see a smirk form on his perfect face. "You want something don't you?" He asked, pausing the movie and looking into my eyes. "Uhhh what..? No I don't." I gulp as he sniffs my neck. "I can smell it on you. You're horny aren't you?" Quickly Joe removes the blanket from my lap to reveal my erection.
Too embarrassed to say anything I look down. Avoiding eye contact. He lifts my chin up to face him, "Now now love, why would you hide this?" Speechless, I look into his eyes. Beautiful crystal blue like the ocean. "If I'm being completely honest, I only came here to eat your ass..." I whisper the last part.
His grin grows wider. "Why didn't you say anything then? Was someone too scared." I nod. He kisses me roughly. "If you want to eat this ass then you've gotta ask. Go ahead. Say the words."
"I... I want to eat your ass." I whisper. He lifts my chin again. "Say it louder. I can't hear you when you mumble." The sinister grin on his face gets me harder by the second.
He pulls off his sweats and lays on the couch in front of me. As I lean down towards his crotch he smells strongly of musk, but I don't say anything. I've waited too long for this. Not gonna let a little stink keep me from it. Spreading his legs I rub my finger around his hole. Perfectly pink and tight. I spit on it right before I run my tongue over it. Slowly pushing in.
He groans quietly and moves his hips to get more comfortable. I grab his asscheeks, spreading them apart so I have a better entrance. It's weird.... His hole tastes like vanilla and musk(if you know where this is from then you're an og)
He contracts around my tongue, so tight, so wet, so warm. I love feeling him tighten the relax. My unoccupied hand starts to pump his cock. Slowly at first but getting faster. "Fuckkkk. Just like that. Don't stop that." He growls at me. God he's so hot when he growls like that.
Soon enough my tongue hits that ball of nerves deep inside of him, causing a back arching, toe curling orgasm. Spraying cum all over my face and chest. I laugh as he catches his breath and puts his sweats back on. "You're better than I expected. Great job." We get back in our original spots and continue with the night like nothing happened.
I can't get the taste of his ass out of my mouth but honestly, I'm not mad. He tasted oddly good. Like not what you'd expect someone's ass to taste like.
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The Boys Oneshots Part 2
FanfictionThe first one got too long with around 60 chapters so here's this one. Same type of stories as the last one just different book