The Boys Oneshots Part 2

Say Fuck :D

Josh's POV

I pull into the driveway of my best friends house. It's been a LONG time since we've seen each other and I couldn't be more excited. They have a little boy too! He's about two-ish so he's the perfect age for repeating things. *evil gremlin laugh*

I knock on the door and immediately am wrapped in a tight bear hug. "Josh! I missed you so much dude!" Kristy says excitedly. "Hey man! I missed you too!" I walk into the house and sit on the couch next to James, Kristy's fiancé, who was watching something on his phone. We make small talk until the little one comes running down the hall. "Hey Leo! How are you bud?" He smiles at me and runs to Kristy.

"Momma, bottle!" He yells while smiling wide. "Ok little one, let's get you a bottle." Kristy carry's him to the kitchen, getting his bottle ready. "Sooo... what have you three been up to?" I ask, attempting to make small talk. James looks at me with a slight smile. I sit on the couch, talking to James about work and all that.

Leo runs up to me, hopping into my lap. "Hi Josh!" He says. I pat his head while talking to Kristy about where to go shopping since I'm in town. "Ooohhh we've gotta go to Bath and Body Works! I know a guy who can get us some stuff early and cheap." How could I say no to an offer like that?? "Oh hell yea! That sounds great hun." She hugs me then goes to the kitchen.

"James, will you help me get lunch ready please?" "I can help if you want Krist." I offered. James puts a hand on my shoulder. "I've got this mate. Someone's gotta keep an eye on Leo." I shrug and look at the little dude babbling in my lap. He's talking about some purple cat he saw yesterday. "That's cool dude! Did you name it?" Leo nods happily. "I named it Sarah! Her fur is super soft and fluffy."

Time Skip A Few Hours After Lunch

I'm on the couch with Leo while Kristy and James are getting something out of the storage closet. This is my chance. He's at the perfect age to repeat what you say.

J- "Leo, say fuck."

L- "F-Fu"

J- "Come on. Almost there. Fuck."

L- "Fuck!"

J- "Yes! Good job buddy!"

Leo giggles, running around the living room happily repeating his new word.

As Kristy and James walk into the room their faces say it all. James was holding back laughter and high fives me. Kristy looks disappointed but also trying not to laugh.

"No no Leo. That's not a nice word. This is why Josh isn't allowed to be alone with kids." Everyone starts laughing as Leo yells "Fuck!!"