𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐋 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 [𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐘 𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐍] 𝟮

-𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗔𝗗𝗩𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗨𝗥𝗘𝗦 𝗢𝗙 𝗦𝗣𝗘𝗘𝗗𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗦, 𝗔𝗥𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗥 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗦𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗧𝗖𝗛-

"Owe you for the java, juvenile." Ralph says, him and Y/N grabbing their coffees from Jitters early in the morning, "Can't believe I left my wallet at home."

"It's fine." Y/N said through gritted teeth, giving him a fake smile, "It's just the fifth time, right? No big deal."

They start walking out the shop, Y/N taking a sip of her coffee before saying, "And can you stop calling me juvenile?"

"Sorry, uh, old habit from when I was one of your superior officer." Ralph told her, as he was checking a women out, "You know before you're so called fiance got me fired, ruined my career, destroyed my life."

Y/N rolls her eyes, exiting the place as he continued on his rambling, "Crushed my spirit, left me alone without a friend in the world."

"And if you want to continue on with your list." Y/N said, "The moment you realized because of me, your some amorphous, stretchy blob."

"Actually." Ralph glances at her, "That's one of the good things that's happen to me." Y/N gave a small nod, "Course, you didn't do it on purpose, so I'll take that as my apology from when you broke my jaw."

"If it makes you happy." Y/N shrugs, drinking her coffee.

A mugger runs behind them with a gun and calls out, "Both of you, hand over your cash, now!"

"Oh, I missed these guys, before you know, the evil speedsters." Y/N said, the mugger giving her a weird look, "Hold please."

Y/N pulls Ralph with her before they turn around to talk privately.

"All right, this is great." Y/N whispers to him, "I've been training you, so you'll be able to take this guy down, no problem. Muggers are original first heroes test run."

"Ooh, Ralphie like-y." Ralph said.

"So, what's your plan?" Y/N asked him.

"Okay, I was thinking about this in the shower this morning." Ralph tells her, Y/N closing her eyes and taking a deep breath, shaking her head, "How sweet would it be to turn into a giant slingshot?"

"Well, it doesn't sound impossible." Y/N says with a shrug, "Go for it."

"Oh, I got an even cooler idea-"

"Hey!" The mugger shouted causing the two to look at him, "I'm still robbing you guys!"

"We will be right with you, sir! Please." Ralph tells him before the two turn back around, "Okay, what if I did, like, a human slinky thing? Maybe wrap him up, throw in a few on-theme puns?"

"Puns, whatever." Y/N said, "Just hurry, we promised to meet up with Barry and Ethan back at Star Labs."

"Relax, Juvenile." Ralph says, "Your fiance isn't going to disappear and your brother won't run away." The speedster letting out a small sigh, "I've seen a lot of thugs. This guy is no shooter."

The mugger shoots Ralph, Y/N gasped before the bullet bounced back out and hits the mugger in the leg. They both turn around to see the guy scream in pain, "My leg! Ahhh!"

"Well." Ralph smiles and shrugs, "Our work here is done."

Ralph turns to leave but Y/N grabs his arm pulling him back, "Our work here is not done. You shot a guy."

"I didn't shoot him." Ralph defends, "He shot him."

"I mean-"

Ralph turns around to face the mugger who was still on the ground, "Do you feel like I shot you?"

The mugger shoots him again, the bullet hitting his hand before it bounced back to the mugger hitting him in the butt.

"Stop!" Y/N exclaims, "Ralph, stop shooting him!"