SO MY DARLINGS GUESS WHO TOLD ME I WAS CUTE TODAY?!
The guy I crushed on in my elementary school years!
AHHH just lemme relive the moment for a second.
About 2:54 PM on February 7th, 2013:
Dominic[hot name for a hot guy]: Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to grab you like that. I thought that was your hand but it was just your backpack thing.
Kacie[atrociously average]: (Thinking) I didn't even feel him grab my backpack... wait. Does that mean he was trying to grab my hand? (Out loud) That's okay. Keep cool.
Dominic: You're amazingly cute, did you know that?
Kacie: Dude, can I just like... faint right now? Ha,... hahahaha.. hahahahahhaa! Thanks! Oh God, I screwed up.
Dominic: I remember when we were in elementary school and I always used to borrow your pencils and never give them back.
Kacie: (Swooning) I'm in your memories? Eeeeeep! Ha.. yeah, totally! I miss that! Well.. bye! Gotta get on my bus! Chicken.
hehehheheheehehehehhehehehehe :)))))))
ANYWAY...that's not that big of a deal.
What is... is.. I'm going to mother flippin' hit a whale. Teddy and his unofficial girlfriend kiss! NDJEWNDXJEWBCXJE XCJEHBCHEJWBHBDJKEWBXCHJEBEHWCBHEJKWCBEHKWEW <--That wasn't a mouse over the keyboard. That was me... spazzing out in rage.
And pissed offness.
Like.. I just can't even talk right now.
SCREW IT.
I'm sorry. I'm going to make him regret it.. R A W R... I can't even write right now. I'l talk to you guys later... I'm going to go eat a carton of ice cream. NRDUIJNCBJEWNDJCKNEW
Love freaking sucks.
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