My Nonexistent Love Life

To: Those Who Believe In Double Duty. 9/3/11

9/3/11

So, When my chapter title says, "Those who believe in double duty", if you don't believe in double duty, you can still read this. Maybe you can throw some cold water onto my face and tell me what to do.(;

No. I'm NOT TALKING ABOUT POOP.

LET ME JUST GET THAT OUT OF THE QUESTION.

So if you're like my brother and love anything about poop, pee, butts, whatever.(I have very immature brothers), then I'm sorry to disappoint.

ANYHOW.

Yo, mah peeps. And Nothing.

How are you?

I'm not doing very great, thanks for asking.

Why, you ask?

Ha, well you don't have to, cause I'm gonna tell you right now.

My Life IS COMPLETELY WRECKED.

So, Yeah, you know Matthew? Turns out.....

I'M NOT GOING TO BE SEEING HIM ANYMORE.

Even facebook can't fix this. I'm absolutely devestated.

But come on guys, I mean, tell me.

You guys like two people at once, right?

I mean, it's totally not skankish or idiotic if you like more than one person.

RIGHT?

TIP NUMBER EIGHTEEN-

Doubting something you have to believe in order to survive your nonexistent love life?

Believe it. Regret it later.

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This once, I'm taking my own tip.

I'm gonna freaking believe that we can like two people at once.

Cause that's what I'm doing, yo!

 Yes, I feel bad, but hey.. i can't help it. I mean, I still like Matthew and all, but after you haven't seen someone for about a month and a half and only keep in touch through facebook.. it isn't the best relationship.

So I'll take some time telling you about this new guy. Let's call him Sean, yes?

I started highschool this year. It's really great, and I didn't meet ANYONE new, which sucks... but I DID meet Sean.

Oh my God, guys. He's like uber tan, with brown hair just the way I like my AMericans. But his eyes are the best. They're like BRIGHT, BIG, and GREEN.

But it isn't FREAKY big, just big. (That's what she said) hehe, sorry, I'm not trying to be a pervert..

Anyway..

I feel really bad. Like I feel like a loser/skank who can't settle for one guy to like long term. but the thing is? I've liked Matthew for like.. the whole second half of summer and still do. That's pretty long term, right?

Although I know that's not the point..

I don't know, I'm just really torn, yo.

Not to mention.. Sean is like some super duper player that never has girlfriends, just flirts a super lot and just.. I can't believe it.

I never thought I'd be Libby Sathers from You Have Player Written All Over You.(To those who had read it)

Okay, maybe not as exaggerated, but still. I really really like a player.