My Nonexistent Love Life

To: Those Who Need The Digits 10/26/11

10/26/11

Hola senors, nothing, senoritas, chicas, chicos, ninas, ninos, perros, gatos, ardillas, pajeros, aranas, osos, venados, saltamontes, conejos, serpientes, camellos, burros, caballos, lagartos, alce, ovejas, peces, tiburones, cerdos, patos, flys, abejas, garrapatas, pulgas, mariposas, murciélagos, y etceteretio.

How you doing?^^Just took up like fifty minutes of my time, searching for every word in the spanish-english dictionary because I'm too stubborn to catch up with technology and look for them on an online translator.

ANYWAY,

So.. you need someone's digits.

There's just no way around it!

I mean, there's no shame in that, right? I mean, yeah, you want someone's numeros.-Okay, taking the sombrero off now, senors. I'm going to turn off my mexicana switch and turn on my asian one. Ahem. One minute please~~ Ah, thank you. Carrying on- Big deal. Now, here's the real problem.

You.

Don't.

Know.

How.

To.

Get.

Them.

And to tell you the truth?

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Neither do I.

BUT HAVE NO FEAR! KACIE'S THIRTY FiRST TIP IS HERE!

TIP NUMBER THIRTY ONE-

*Cricket* *Cricket*....

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Hahhahah I told you I didn't know..

Hahahha sike naw.

ALright, getting down to the dirty subject, I'lll tell you flat out.-BAD NEWS.

You're gonna have to ask for it.

Maybe, you'll get lucky and he'll/ she'll ask you first. Who knows? But all I'm saying is... BE CAREFUL.

Rejection can scar a life.

With no plastic surgery available, I'm afraid.

BUT IT'S OKAY.

TIP NUMBER THIRTY TWO-

Okay, guys.

The key is,... you have to be slick.

Like your dad's hair right after he gels it back.

Yeah, handlin' some serious slickness here,.

Don't know how to do it?

Okay.