My Nonexistent Love Life

To: Those Who Live In A Cliche. 10/16/11

10/16/11

Damn.

Oh, before I start.. looka t the picture next to this.--->

HAHAHAH I laughed so hard. I mean, not really LAUGHED but I smiled a little. i mean, not because of what happened to the girl but-

Oh, whatever. I just thought it was funny so.... envermind.

Just laugh, smile, feel bad for this poor little girl typing this right now and regretting every moment of it, and read on.

Hey, amigos.

Damn, Damn, Damn. That's all I've got to say today.

Have you ever felt like-OKAY, THIS PUNY LITTLE FRUIT FLY KEEPS CRAWLING ACRoSS MY SCREEN AND I'M NOT LIKE JACKIE CHAN SO I CAN'T SLAM  MY HAND FAST ENOUGH TO KILL IT!-you were the worst person to be friends with?

Like straight up. I can think of a million words to call myself. Slut. Horrible. Cookie Lover. Miserable. Ashamed. Loud.

Don't you think that stuff too when you like your friend's boyfriend?

Ha, it doesn't matter what state their relationship is. As long as the boy/girl asked the girl/boy out, that makes them both off limits.

Especially to their friends.

TIP NUMBER THIRTY-

Whoa whoa whoa, there kids.

Hold your freaking horses!

You can't like someone else's boyfriend! Are you physically and mentally insane?!

I'm rolling my eyes right now.

I'm such a hyprocite when I say this but... DON'T DO IT!

Don't you dare, kay?

It's not healthy, first of all.

Second of all, who the hell is strong enough to handle that guilt?

Psh, if you were hercules, MAYBE.

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Cliches Cliches Cliches.

Let's expand on the idea.

Your still enrolled in Love 101, remember?

Let's right some potential scenes of what would happen in a cliche in my life. Insert your name where mine is, and your crush where "Connor" is. hehehehhe.

SCENARIO NUMBER ONE

"Hi, Connor."

"Hey, Kacie. Yeah, I was just trying to go out with your friend over there to get closer to you."

I blushed. "D'aw,,, really?"

"Yeah."

The guilt and shame finally sinks in. "but what about-"

"It's okay. She conveniently found a guy that was actually in love with her."

"Well, then..."

Smiles and mounts his white steed before galloping off into the sunset.

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SCENARIO NUMBER TWO

"Why can't you love me?"(I understand that that's corny. Shut up,.)

"Because... Can I tell you a secret?"(SHOUTS CORNY) asks Connor.

"Of course." I reply.

"It's because... I'm secretly a werewolf and your best friend's my mate."