My Nonexistent Love Life

To: Those Who Don't Even Know The Meaning. 11/8/11

11/8/11

Yo, yo, yooooo! What's up, my darlings?

You guys are all lookin' pretty spazzzed out today.

Can you guys tell I'm in a happy mood?

Heheheheh.

No, it's not what your probably thinking.

Lancaster didn't start raining ice cream.

No, it's not what your probably thinking now.

Connor didn't answer me.

*Ducks your head and protects yourself from the deadly storm called Kacie*

Yes, it's what your thinking now.

I'm SURE of it!

You smiling now?

Yupp! I can see it.

That's right, folks!

All the smarties that know it already say it with me:

NOT EVEN A MONTH TILL THANKSGIVING!

Do you guys know what Thanksgiving means?

Hahahaha, no, the title isn't referring to what Thanksgiving means...

but if you insist on me telling you, I shall:

Thanksgiving is.....

 when you stuff yourselfs up with turkey, mashed poe-tay-toes, cranberry sauce(Which I've only just started to have a tongue for), corn, gravy, yams(ew), and football.

Hellll to the yeahhhh.

Sound appetizing?

That's what I thought.

Thanksgiving is....

The time when you visit your aunts and uncles and kiss up to them, just so you can put your requests in for christmas presents and they'll probably get them for you since you think they're newly shaved head or new makeup product looks dashing.

Thanksgiving(according to google) is..... 

thanks·giv·ing/ˌTHaNGksˈgiviNG/   Noun: The expression of gratitude, esp. to God: "he offered prayers in thanksgiving for his safe arrival". A US holiday held on the fourth Thursday in November, commemorating a harvest festival celebrated by the Pilgrims in 1621.

Yeah, that's the shit.

ANYWAY.

Okay, my computer is officially wacking up the allignment on this wattpad page thing................

Bare with me.. hahahha

 ^^^^I don't know what I was tlaking about up there.

Anyway, I;m back. That was when it was November 8th.

Today, it's the 23rd, and I'm ready to write.

it's the first day of my thanksgiving break.

Today, I felt so bad because my friend was here for a sleepover and I had to take a dump so I couldn't see her off..... yeah, I don't know why I just told you that. I'm just really hyper for some reason,.

I feel likeI'm on the top of the world.

Anyway, you guys probably already watched my video clip. Or.. if you didn't, you can watch it, if you want to hear how I talk or whatever.

Ew, that sounded creepy.

I meant like... nevermind.

Anyway, yeah.