My Nonexistent Love Life

To: Those Who Have Are Wondering What The World Is Coming To. 1/12/12

1/12/12

Hello, my people who put up with my lovesick sorry self!

I am BACk.

SO, anyone ever hear of vent books? No? Yes? NO? Good, cause I'd be worried if you did. I just made that up on the spot.. it seems kind of catchy though, eh?

Well, I was planning to write another segmentof this afte rmy birthday, after Logan comes to my house and everything.

But this is just too much.

My chest is tightening, guys. I've written that in my stories for when something bad happens, and I've never had it happen to me until now.

Have you ever felt like everything around you was just falling apart?

Like seirously.

Because I feel like that right now.

I mean, Logan's brother, Willy, is my new really close friend.

Don't ask me how we got close, because I'm not sure. BUT, it's really weird because we've been skyping a lot and stuff.

Today, Logan's mom came up to us when we were skyping and she was like, "Kacie's Willy's new girlfriend!" and all this stuff!

And I felt so uncomfortable because

a) Logan was RIGHT there,

b) I didn't want them to think that, because frankly, it's a tad gross.

I mean, he's my friend, but that's it. I love to abuse him and everything, so that doesn't mean I like him! JUST BECAUSE- Wait, I'm going to put this as a tip.

TIP NUMBER FIFTY FOUR-

JUST BECAUSE YOU TALK TO A BOY 24/7 DOESN'T MEAN YOU LIKE THEM, OKAY?!?!?!?!

PEOPLE WITH OUT OF CONTROL TESTOSTERONE AND HORMONE LEVELS ARE THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT THINK LIKE THAT.

I MEAN FOR GOD'S SAKE. IS IT A CRIME TO TALK TO THE OPPOSITE GENDER WITHOUT BEING SEXUALLY INTIMATE WITH EACH OTHER?

PLEASE, ANSWER THAT QUESTION FOR ME, FREAKING STUPID KOREAN LADIES AND LOGANS THAT LAUGH AND WILLYS THAT DON'T really CARE AND AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHC URSE THE FREAKING PLANET.

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NOT TO MENTION, I am turning into a pimple monster, my arms are falling asleep, and I feel horrible.

Some chick in spanish got me freaking sick.

On my freaking birthday.

freaking freaking freaking freaking OUT

NOT TO MENTION AGAIN, Logan isn't answering my texts, ever since he heard his mom teasing Willy about me being his girlfriend.

EFFF MY LIFE.

SOMone, please come and take me out of this misery.

How the hell do I even fix this?

OH! and I asked this girl to ask Connor if he'd date me.

What have I done?

She probably hasnt asked him yet.. but I'm not sure if I hould tell her not to do it anymore or not.

I kind of want to know, although I know the answer will probably, most likeely be no.

Sometimes I wish I had a personal fairy that can just zing me this and zang me that.

Don't you?

I'd zing all the boys off of this world, zang all the girls into a castle, and then we'd partay all night, yo!

Screw boys.

I think that made me feel a lot better.

Now, I'm going to go read Water For Elephants, scream into my pillow because I have a final this Tuesday and I haven't even begun to study for it and I have a sleepover birthday party this weekend that I'd invite all of my readers to if you guys lived here, so I'm not going to be able to study and oh my god.

Thanks for putting up with me for five minutes or so. Love you all, hugs and kisses,

Love sucks.

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